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Woman With Attraction To Objects Proposes To Chandelier
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:52 pm
quote:
A woman who is sexually attracted to objects has just got engaged to a chandelier. Congratulations! Amanda Liberty, a 33-year-old ‘Objectum Sexual’ from Leeds, claims she fell in love at first sight after seeing the chandelier listed on eBay last year. She bought the light fitting – now affectionately called Lumiere – from the seller in Germany for £400, and it arrived six days later. Now, she regularly showers Lumiere with cuddles and kisses, even proposing on Valentine’s Day and presenting the light with an engagement ring. ‘Last Valentine’s Day I proposed to her, to signify our long-lasting love,’ Amanda said. ‘I hope at some point we will have a commitment ceremony. I haven’t been engaged before, so it’s very new and exciting!’
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Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:53 pm to OweO
no pics? downvote
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:53 pm to OweO
I don’t understand watt she could find attractive in a light.
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:54 pm to OweO
Pictures?
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:54 pm to SECdragonmaster
quote:
I don’t understand watt she could find attractive in a light.
it was just the object of her affections
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:54 pm to OweO
quote:so now we know why MrsOweo married you
Woman With Attraction To Object
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:55 pm to SECdragonmaster
quote:
I don’t understand watt she could find attractive in a light.
I guess it really brightens up her life. It really seems to turn her on. Since the engagement, she's been practically glowing.
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:55 pm to OweO
Here, I'll help...
WNHI
WNHI
This post was edited on 12/5/17 at 3:57 pm
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:56 pm to biggsc
I am not posting pictures. They are in the link, its a woman who is looking sexual with a chandelier, it doesn't show anything, but I am not risking posting any picture of sexual nature.. Last time I did, I got banned.
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:57 pm to OweO
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:57 pm to OWLFAN86
Why did Mr. OWLFAN86 marry you?
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:57 pm to OweO
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:58 pm to OweO
I just posted a picture of her kissing and cuddling in bed, is that your idea of sex?
Oh, I forgot, it's OweO, so I guess it is.
Oh, I forgot, it's OweO, so I guess it is.
This post was edited on 12/5/17 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:58 pm to The Pirate King
Probably a Disney fanatic too!
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:58 pm to saint tiger225
quote:
WNHI
Would Not Hang (from) It?
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:58 pm to OweO
quote:i needed the green card
Why did Mr. OWLFAN86 marry you?
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:58 pm to VinegarStrokes
Need more pics of Chandelier to form an opinion.
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:59 pm to OweO
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Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:59 pm to OweO
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Last time I did, I got banned.
shite, we should be so lucky
Posted on 12/5/17 at 3:59 pm to VinegarStrokes
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