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re: Woman weighed like baggage before flight: ‘Never been so embarrassed’

Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:25 pm to
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38156 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:25 pm to
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These airline stewards and flight attendants have the worst jobs on the planet


I couldn’t be an airline gate agent or flight attendant because it sounds like hell, but I cannot fathom that there are people who wake up each day and willingly go to work as a human punching bag for airlines like Spirit, Frontier, Southwest, etc. Their clientele sucks and you get beat up all day for what can’t be much pay.
Posted by Mr Breeze
The Lunatic Fringe
Member since Dec 2010
6661 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:25 pm to
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However, the regulatory agency backpedaled a month later, claiming that while weighing passengers was an option, most airlines would resort to other measures of calculating passenger mass.

Contingency methods included making “a reasonable estimate about the passenger’s actual weight and add 10 pounds,” per the document.


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Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10475 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:25 pm to
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she claimed she was 130lbs,

More like 130 kilos. Her turds weigh more than 130 lbs.
Posted by WillieD
Lafayette/BR
Member since Apr 2014
2985 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:29 pm to
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Bet Aaliyah wished her plane crew had properly weighed shite.


If I remember right they did. She raised hell until they said screw it and attempted to take off
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13247 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:30 pm to
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“It’s a tiny plane so they needed our weight to take off for safety reasons.”


The entire conversation should have stopped here. You know what happens when you don't weight and balance properly, or ensure cargo isn't going to get up to take a piss mid flight?

Crashes.

Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29453 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:31 pm to
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Weigh the fatties. I’ll be god damned if I’m dying in a plane crash to protect some fatass’s feelings.


As a guy who looks 250lbs, but weighs about 45lbs more than that.... I support this.

After 35 years of hard labor and then getting super fricking fat, and then losing 70lbs to still be fat, I'm much more dense than I appear. Bone density is a lot higher than normal and intramuscular fat in the lower body is also lower than you would expect.

Even at my fattest, I sank like a stone in water

Estimating is a terrible idea
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
295331 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:31 pm to
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“Flying home from the Philippines and they weighed me … I have never been so embarrassed in my life.”



Either extremely dramatic or highly sheltered life.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27574 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:32 pm to
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utter stupidity of this country. Putting feelings before physics. It can be a safety issue.


Ask the Orlando kid who fell out of that sky drop thing. Oh you can’t. He damned near reached terminal velocity from 300 feet or so. Sounded like wet cement. Why?????

Probably to avoid bad Yelp reviews over firming away people over a weight limit. They modified the security bar for a guy who exceeded weight/size for the ride.

Ask Aaliyah if she’d like to go back and leave a couple bags or about 4 people to take another island hopper. Can’t. She’s dead too.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5047 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:34 pm to

I took a helicopter tour once and they made everyone get on a scale at the Heliport, no exceptions. They have to evenly distribute weight in smaller craft. It was amusing to watch the difference in reactions between the men and women. Every woman was pissed off and every dude was like, whatever. I got to sit in the front next to the pilot so my weight must have been the lucky number.



Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
24806 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:36 pm to
This reminds me of overweight people complaining that they can’t ride the roller coaster at six flags
Posted by Rick9Plus
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2020
2430 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:44 pm to
They should figure out the safely allowable weight limit per passenger, including luggage and the person’s weight. Total weight can’t exceed.
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
9206 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:50 pm to
Complained about being weighed and I guarantee you that she would be the first one to complain that there were no snacks on the flight.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:59 pm to
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she claimed she was 130lbs


quote:

“It’s a tiny plane so they needed our weight to take off for safety reasons.”



Then why the frick you lyin, bitch. You can lie about your weight on your dating profile, don't bullshite the pilot.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
9594 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:03 pm to


I tried to go parasailing at a resort off the west coast of Malaysia. They came to me after discussion and informed that there was not enough wind for me to go up. I smiled. The next person was a petit Japanese young lady who took off sailed around the bay and at time to land deposited her in the top of a 40 foot palm tree.
Sometimes being a full sized has the advantage
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100290 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:06 pm to
Lol 130 lbs times 2
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm
*wears khakis
Member since Jun 2012
12897 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:13 pm to
130… maybe she meant kilograms
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
7438 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:15 pm to
Accept you are fat or change it but nobody that has a working set of eyes would say you were passing for 130lbs
Posted by RTRinTampa
Central FL
Member since Jan 2013
5532 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:20 pm to
Is she 3 feet tall cause that's the only way she weighs 130. She should be embarrassed for lying by at least 100lbs.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16229 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:37 pm to
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130lbs
my arse.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133235 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:38 pm to
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Why are people so mean.”


Because a plane has a set amount of fuel
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