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re: Woman tells truth about dad bods

Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:37 pm to
Posted by Machine
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Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:37 pm to


Pecker =

Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:37 pm to
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eat twice as good to get half the results.




What do you mean by "results."

Just eat well. If you're trying to bodybuild, then yeah, it's going to get increasingly difficult as you age. But as far as just being healthy... just eat well. There are no results to aim for. Just put good stuff in your body and don't overeat.
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 2:39 pm
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83168 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:39 pm to
I can't speak for other people, but getting back into the double digits weight-wise has made me the happiest I've been in the longest time. Especially re: my relationship. It was never bad, but holy hell is it good right now There's a lot to be said about feeling hot.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:39 pm to
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One of my favorite ways to wake the wife up on a Saturday morning.


frick THAT. I catch her at the beginning of REM not on the tailend. Too many involuntary sleep-farts leakin out that starfish for morning tongue-punchin.
At least baby wipe her butthole first Darth.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43551 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:40 pm to
Holy shite LL what are you 5ft tall?
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83168 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:40 pm to
4'9" I guess? I say 4'8", but Jones swears it's 4'10". So I compromised on 4'9". I'm not too skinny.

Bad idea.
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 2:45 pm
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:41 pm to
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but holy hell is it good right now


You riding Jonesie Reverse Cowgirl was just the image I wanted in my head.


BTW, our new neighbor is BATSHIT crazy. Seriously mentally fricked up. Stands on porch drinking out a walmart Yeti and smoking cigs and stares. Not a word. Stares at me, the dogs, the kids, Court. frickkkkk yall for leaving ussss!!
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56773 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:41 pm to
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4'9" I guess? I say 4'8", but Jones swears it's 4'10"


Jesus Christ. I hope he is reasonably tall so any potential future children aren't dealt a short hand.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83168 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:42 pm to
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BTW, our new neighbor is BATSHIT crazy. Seriously mentally fricked up. Stands on porch drinking out a walmart Yeti and smoking cigs and stares. Not a word. Stares at me, the dogs, the kids, Court. frickkkkk yall for leaving ussss!!



She looked through the windows while we were home before we moved out.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43551 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:42 pm to
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4'9" I guess? I say 4'8", but Jones swears it's 4'10". So I compromised on 4'9". I'm not too skinny. My bikini photos are on the H&F board


brb

Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:42 pm to
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I'm not too skinny.


My gf is a hoss thus the nickname La'el when she used to push me around when I was drunk,
but she very easily threw your little arse in the window that night ya drunkard.
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 2:43 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:44 pm to
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H&F board.
I need to get over there and get motivated. I've been a lazy sob the last couple months. Although I did put on a couple needed lbs just jot the healthiest ones
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43551 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:45 pm to
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My gf is a hoss thus the nickname La'el when she used to push me around when I was drunk,
but she very easily threw your little arse in the window that night ya drunkard.





Dude, I don't think I have ever come across someone with more insane stories that are possibly true in my entire life.
Posted by Machine
Earth
Member since May 2011
6001 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:46 pm to
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I need to get over there and get motivated. I've been a lazy sob the last couple months. Although I did put on a couple needed lbs just jot the healthiest ones

same. i lost about 70 pounds a few years ago, then gained 50 of it back last year. started working out again and dropped 15 pounds but i need to do a better job eating right to get back down.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83168 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:47 pm to
He's not lying. I was banging on the door to my (empty) house to be let in, forgetting my brother was out of town. Mikee heard me and his lady helped push me into my window.

Turns out, I had my keys the whole time.

I remember none of this, BTW.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43551 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:48 pm to
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same. i lost about 70 pounds a few years ago, then gained 50 of it back last year. started working out again and dropped 15 pounds but i need to do a better job eating right to get back down.


If you can do it once you can do it again.

I've been working out and eating better since my birthday in April and already down 35. Pecker threads motivate me to not be "that dude."
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:49 pm to
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He's not lying. I was banging on the door to my (empty) house to be let in, forgetting my brother was out of town. Mikee heard me and his lady helped push me into my window.



We thought a home invasion was goin down MAN!!!
Turned out funnier than shite.

And she used to push me around BECAUSE I was a mess back in 2011-2013 and would get drunk at home and THEN try to leave the house to go to the bar like 10pm and shite on weeknights. She was so fricking strong and wouldn't let me

I told her she had quick feet and strong arms like La'el Collins and that shite wasn't fair!

This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 2:52 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74653 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:50 pm to
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frick THAT. I catch her at the beginning of REM not on the tailend. Too many involuntary sleep-farts leakin out that starfish for morning tongue-punchin.
At least baby wipe her butthole first Darth.


LOL. Good one. But everyone knows girls don't fart.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46211 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:51 pm to
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pull a mikey and shove a bell pepper up my arse.

that's my fetish
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:53 pm to
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As of 0600 today I weigh a grand total 184 lbs.


Wait. I bet you got skinny b/c of almost dying and shite. I bet you have like 400mg of Sodium and 1800cal a day now. Cheater!
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