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re: Woman tells truth about dad bods

Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
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Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:54 pm to
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that's my fetish


What time you want over and who's going first?
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15979 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:56 pm to
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Dad bods signal that you have money


I almost spit my coffee all over the dash of my vanquish when I read this
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46211 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:58 pm to
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What time you want over and who's going first?

If I'm coming to you house, I get to go first. I've read your stories.
Posted by Pecker
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Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:00 pm to
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It is literally your opinion.



You're not happy with your fatness. You can either come to terms with it and stop eating bags of cheetos as a snack, or you can keep acting like a chubby ho.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:00 pm to
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If I'm coming to you house, I get to go first. I've read your stories


Deal. Medium Yellow Bell peppers. bring it.
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41888 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:00 pm to
And it currently has 16 upvotes. Oh lawd
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46211 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:04 pm to
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Medium Yellow Bell peppers. bring it.

One medium yellow butt pepper, one red hot pepper for the kissing after... hubba hubba
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 3:05 pm
Posted by Placebeaux
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Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:07 pm to
Im fighting off my dad bod everyday
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:09 pm to
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One medium yellow butt pepper, one red hot pepper for the kissing after... hubba hubba



You nasty bitch.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118610 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:10 pm to
That woman is so full of shite. Five years ago I weighed just under 200 with a 37" waist and I'm not a big guy. Quit soft drinks and started eating better and smaller portions. Started losing weight almost immediately.

Got down to around 160 in less than a year and then started jumping rope and doing push ups and sit ups.

I'm down to around 145 with a 32 inch waist. Had to buy all new cloths because my old shite looked ridiculous. Never going back to being the fat little guy again. I feel better than when I was 30. Turn 52 this Friday.
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 3:11 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74629 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:11 pm to
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Wait. I bet you got skinny b/c of almost dying and shite


I lost right at 70 lbs in just over two months.

But in my defense virtually all my excess weight was fluid retention from my organs shutting down.

And I can have 2000 mg of sodium a day, thank you.
Posted by Pecker
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Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:16 pm to
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Im fighting off my dad bod everyday




Remember that it's not about the gym. That's the biggest misconception.

People think cardio will get them in shape. You can't have a 600 calorie surplus and then go to the gym, run 3 miles (burn 320 calories) and then go home thinking you've won the battle for the day.

It's all about eating well. Hell, learn about Intermittent Fasting if you're having trouble overeating. Or do little things like tell yourself you're going to cut out bread for a month. Or no sugar drinks. Or candy.

Once you've learned how to manage your food, you can go to the gym and get the results you want. It'll still be hard because it takes work. But you can use cardio to actually cut calories and hit an actual deficit (if that's what you want) or you can use a surplus to build muscle. Don't try to do it all at once just to burn yourself out.

This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 3:20 pm
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118610 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:18 pm to
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It's all about eating well


Yep. Plus, portion sizes are so disgustingly big most places.
Posted by MajorMacD
Member since Apr 2017
146 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:19 pm to
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4'9" I guess? I say 4'8", but Jones swears it's 4'10". So I compromised on 4'9". I'm not too skinny.


I'll do everyone a favor.

Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18342 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:20 pm to
Pecker spends a lot of time trying to justify dad bods.

It's kind of concerning.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:23 pm to
Nice "Live Life Unfiltered" bracelet.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:24 pm to
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Yep. Plus, portion sizes are so disgustingly big most places.



Shop well and you'll eat well. My wife (feels weird to type that) makes fun of me because my shopping cart makes me look like a retard. I'll buy like 5, 1-lb packs of sliced deli chicken, a bunch of cucumbers, a bag of almonds, beef jerky, cheese and milk and a few other things. And eat that all week as meals.

You don't have to do that. But find a happy medium. I do that because if I have any unhealthy food around, I'll eat it. In fact, I'll eat anything especially after my workouts. That's why I stock the place full of protein rich foods.
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 3:28 pm
Posted by Woopigsooie20
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Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:25 pm to
Holy insecurities. Sorry you're not getting any.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:28 pm to
Im 41 and my diet is
Med salads
Gyro
hummus
Chipotle bowl no rice or beans grilled veg mild and medium sauce cheese and guac
steamed seafood and greens
water

exercise
100 push ups a day
30 dips
50 curls (rubber band 50lb)
30 wheels
50 picking knees up to chest from dip start position
8-10 miles on bike
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118610 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 3:28 pm to
I go to the store around five times a week. I'm lucky that I can walk to the store, so it isn't a big deal. I love food and try and eat protein rich and low carb during the week. Weekends I'll sometimes stray, but the longer I do this the easier it becomes. It really is a lifestyle change.
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