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re: Woman tells truth about dad bods
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:23 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:23 pm to Darth_Vader
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And I'm sorry you're fat.
You're fat too you fricking mom-jean wearin', Sons of anarchy belongin', tank porn jackin', toe-suckin', almost dyin' frick.
I love you though.
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 2:24 pm
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Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:23 pm to Displaced
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You gonna sew his mouth shut too?
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:24 pm to Pecker
pecker, do you feel women are insecure?
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:25 pm to LNCHBOX
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Such a typical you answer. Let's translate.
You're not happy with what you see. No one who is out of shape is. The best they can do is ignore it. The reason they're unhappy is because it's unnatural. The human body isn't meant to be obese.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:25 pm to Pecker
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Don't fall for this bros. It's the first step to living a life devoid of sex, driving a minivan, doing chores around the house, and waiting for everyone in the house to go to sleep so you can beat your meat. All while your wife drives around in the car you bought her, shopping with her friends and reading erotica online while she secretly wishes a young man with a hard body would wreck her box.
this is either one of the best melts or pieces of advice i have seen on here. not sure which...
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:25 pm to PrivatePublic
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What, hitting the gym twice a day? frick that. Nothing makes the panties drop better than good ole fashioned green stuff. Luckily I can have a dad bod and money.
You guys are seriously retarded
Money doesn't make women wet. It doesn't turn them on. It doesn't generate attraction or tingles.
Women might frick a rich man for his money but only as a last resort if she can't extract his resources in any other way. Otherwise known as transactional sex - fricking a guy for his resources and not the pleasure. Women don't enjoy transactional sex at all.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:26 pm to Pecker
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The human body isn't meant to be obese.
Tennessee is not meant to ever make another SEC Football championship game.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:26 pm to HempHead
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frick
PRODUCE
Bet this turns you on, huh.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:26 pm to Pecker
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I still have no response
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:27 pm to monkeybutt
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Bet this turns you on, huh.
I might just pull a mikey and shove a bell pepper up my arse.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:27 pm to mikelbr
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You're fat too you fricking mom-jean wearin', Sons of anarchy belongin', tank porn jackin', toe-suckin', almost dyin' frick.
He's also an admitted tongue puncher.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:27 pm to LNCHBOX
Doesn't this apply to women as well?
Of course we all appreciate and look for the hottest woman around, but we trade off for women who better suit our personality and way of life. You try and get a little bit of everything even if that means sacrificing on "looks".
My wife is smoking but it's not like she has a wash board stomach or cross fit physique.
But I'll taker over someone who has that and a shitty personality.
Of course we all appreciate and look for the hottest woman around, but we trade off for women who better suit our personality and way of life. You try and get a little bit of everything even if that means sacrificing on "looks".
My wife is smoking but it's not like she has a wash board stomach or cross fit physique.
But I'll taker over someone who has that and a shitty personality.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:27 pm to Pecker
quote:i like to call his a 'shite Pussy' but close enough I suppose
get bonus points for having a vag. And neither does Mikelbr.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:27 pm to Pecker
I imagine you to be equally as insufferable IRL as you are online.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:28 pm to LNCHBOX
quote:I don't think fat people are happy. I think their "happiness" relies on them ignoring their unhealthy situation. Like diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, internal fat building up around their heart...etc.
I still have no response
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:28 pm to TulaneUVA
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Doesn't this apply to women as well?
Of course we all appreciate and look for the hottest woman around, but we trade off for women who better suit our personality and way of life. You try and get a little bit of everything even if that means sacrificing on "looks".
My wife is smoking but it's not like she has a wash board stomach or cross fit physique.
But I'll taker over someone who has that and a shitty personality.
No. There is nothing else important in life besides physique.
Being in shape is literally all you need for success in relationships.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:28 pm to SuperSaint
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i like to call his a 'shite Pussy' but close enough I suppose
I've heard he's got the best boipussy in LA
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:29 pm to Pecker
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I don't think fat people are happy.
It's isn't about what you think. Hate to break it to you, but your opinion is not the only one that matters. I know that will be shocking to you.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:30 pm to Pecker
All women are mozart, Shakespeare, and deep down...black.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:30 pm to mikelbr
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You're fat too you fricking mom-jean wearin', Sons of anarchy belongin', tank porn jackin', toe-suckin', almost dyin' frick.
I love you though.
Got nothin but love for you brother.
But I ain't fat. As of 0600 today I weigh a grand total 184 lbs.
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