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re: Woman Steals Nearly $400 Worth Of Alcohol At Rouses In Gonzales

Posted on 12/10/20 at 12:54 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122197 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 12:54 pm to
Its probably a lot easier than you think.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14435 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

Woman Steals About $350 Worth Of Alcohol


Chris, you missed a golden opportunity there with the title.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122197 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 12:56 pm to
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Chris, you missed a golden opportunity there with the title.


frick me.
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17206 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 12:57 pm to
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Please remove my photo


I KNEW it.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46210 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 12:58 pm to
At least she wore her mask. That's the important thing here.

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 12:59 pm to
Our local addition to the classic meme:

Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 12:59 pm to
Imagine the mindset this takes


Hey bruh, wont you get your fat arse ole lady go store steal us some beer and shite.

Ok
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49661 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 1:03 pm to
I bet her toilet got absolutely destroyed for a week after that.
Posted by Rocco Lampone
Raleigh, NC
Member since Nov 2010
3108 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 1:07 pm to
$400 buys a whole lot of Schaefer beer
Posted by TribeCalledQuest
Member since Apr 2020
482 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 1:10 pm to
Well that particular Rouses is in Duplessis, WAFB.
Posted by Vestigial Morgan
Member since Apr 2016
3048 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 1:14 pm to
Probably company policy to not chase/follow shoplifters. Not worth the danger or possible bad press for an incident in the parking lot.

I was in lowes on day
..at the pro checkout/lumber area. About 5 deep and one register open. Guy behind me pushes his trolly of 5-6 pieces of sheetrock, mud, 4-5 pieces of plywood out of line and right out the door. No one from lowes flinched. Second register opens and a couple of min later in out the door and see the guy finishing loading his truck..and pulling out. 250 free stuff..but its not worth it to lowes to chase that man inv the parking lot
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61452 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 1:16 pm to
I immediately have doubts on the advertised caloric content of Mich Ultra
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 1:16 pm to
I’d ratted him out
Called cops

Something beside stood there and watched
Posted by Anaximander
3524 Third St New Orleans, LA
Member since Jun 2018
3412 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 1:37 pm to
Is that not the Belgian Health Minister?
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4102 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 1:40 pm to
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$400 worth of MicUltra is a LOT of beer.


Almost enough to get her laid.

Almost.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25202 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 1:41 pm to
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$400 worth of MicUltra is a LOT of beer.


As shitty as it is, I'm amazed at the price on stores. I usually see michelob ultra for $15/12 pack. At that price, get some fat tire or Sierra Nevada. If your set on lagers, do yourself a favor, and spend a couple extra bucks on something legit from Germany.
This post was edited on 12/10/20 at 2:06 pm
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6751 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 1:44 pm to
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Well that particular Rouses is in Duplessis, WAFB.


There’s a Rouses in Gonzales city limits.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 1:45 pm to
Beer snobs ruin everything
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25202 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 2:03 pm to
I'll drink the hell out of Natty or Keystone. But with those beers, you get what you pay for. I'll buy a $10-15 6 pack of sour beer or a lager like Spaten. But for bland, shitty beer, I'm not gonna overpay. And Michelob Ultra is just watered down, mediocre beer that's not worth the price.

So I'm not a beer snob. But I'm definitely a weed snob. Life's too short to smoke schwag.
This post was edited on 12/10/20 at 2:06 pm
Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
Northeast ohio
Member since Aug 2018
2389 posts
Posted on 12/10/20 at 2:11 pm to
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Probably company policy to not chase/follow shoplifters. Not worth the danger or possible bad press for an incident in the parking lot.


Correct when u was younger I would chase them if they ran from me, loss prevention talked me out of doing that, now I just call it in some times there busy and won’t respond
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