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Woman placed Cheetos in hot box during attempt to steal Bud Light Lime

Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:26 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:26 am
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A Florida woman allegedly punched a convenience store employee in the eye after the worker demanded the return of a bag of Cheetos Puffs that the suspect had stashed “under her sundress in her groin area,” according to cops.

Melissa Mower, 49, last night sought to steal the Cheetos and a six-pack of Bud Light Lime (total value: $13.11) from a store in Indian Rocks Beach. But when confronted by an employee as she walked out of the store, Mower returned the beer, “but did not return the Cheetos,” an arrest affidavit reports.


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Mower was subsequently apprehended by a sheriff’s deputy “with the Cheetos Puffs on her person.”


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76152 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:27 am to
Floor-id-duh.

This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 10:28 am
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:27 am to
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Mower was subsequently apprehended by a sheriff’s deputy “with the Cheetos Puffs IN her person.”


Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30617 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:27 am to
Don't care, had sex?
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
26320 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Florida
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
23088 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:28 am to
Hopefully they didn't put the bud light lime back on the shelf.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32432 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:30 am to
There's nothing hot about that box.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15428 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:31 am to
Figured the bottle of beer would've been the more sensible choice for hot box thievery
Posted by CBandits82
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:35 am to
quote:

Florida
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21769 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:40 am to
Years ago at Alberston's on Florida at Sherwood, I saw a fat chick get busted for stealing ribs.
She had two packs - one tucked under each boob.

Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38567 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:42 am to
I hope she told the cop "it ain't easy being cheesy".
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 11:13 am
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:44 am to
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11051 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:44 am to
To be fair, chester cheetah told her to do it.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52754 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:56 am to
Is it a crime to like stanky cheese??
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:01 am to


caught, stealing cheetos...

poors?
Posted by The Hurricane
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Aug 2011
10580 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:04 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:13 am to
her attorney will claim it was an advanced case of UTI
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