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Woman placed Cheetos in hot box during attempt to steal Bud Light Lime
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:26 am
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:26 am
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A Florida woman allegedly punched a convenience store employee in the eye after the worker demanded the return of a bag of Cheetos Puffs that the suspect had stashed “under her sundress in her groin area,” according to cops.
Melissa Mower, 49, last night sought to steal the Cheetos and a six-pack of Bud Light Lime (total value: $13.11) from a store in Indian Rocks Beach. But when confronted by an employee as she walked out of the store, Mower returned the beer, “but did not return the Cheetos,” an arrest affidavit reports.
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Mower was subsequently apprehended by a sheriff’s deputy “with the Cheetos Puffs on her person.”

Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:27 am to arseinclarse
Floor-id-duh.


This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 10:28 am
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:27 am to arseinclarse
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Mower was subsequently apprehended by a sheriff’s deputy “with the Cheetos Puffs IN her person.”
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:28 am to arseinclarse
Hopefully they didn't put the bud light lime back on the shelf.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:30 am to arseinclarse
There's nothing hot about that box.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:31 am to arseinclarse
Figured the bottle of beer would've been the more sensible choice for hot box thievery
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:40 am to arseinclarse
Years ago at Alberston's on Florida at Sherwood, I saw a fat chick get busted for stealing ribs.
She had two packs - one tucked under each boob.

She had two packs - one tucked under each boob.

Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:42 am to arseinclarse
I hope she told the cop "it ain't easy being cheesy".
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 11:13 am
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:44 am to arseinclarse
To be fair, chester cheetah told her to do it.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:56 am to arseinclarse
Is it a crime to like stanky cheese??
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:01 am to arseinclarse
caught, stealing cheetos...
poors?
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:13 am to arseinclarse
her attorney will claim it was an advanced case of UTI
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