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Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:44 pm
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:44 pm
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EAU CLAIRE, WI (Gray News) - A mother and her son are in custody after causing a ruckus at a Walmart Wednesday night, police in Wisconsin said. Their dog chipped in, too.
The Eau Claire Police Department identified Lisa Smith, 46, and her son Benny Vann, 25, as the suspects. Investigators said the dog is named Bo.
Responding officers said they found Smith yelling in the doorway trying to summon Bo.
Smith allegedly brought Bo into the store without a leash, so he easily ditched his owner and started running up to unsuspecting customers.
While Bo was doing that, Smith began tearing apart store displays and placing them in her shopping cart, police said.
Walmart staff asked her to leave, and she complied. Police said she left the store to perform karate moves in the parking lot.
Bo, on the other hand, had not been brought to heel. By the time anyone found him, he was on his way out of the store with a box of Jiffy cornbread muffin mix in his mouth.
Police arrested Smith, but it wasn't without a fight. She allegedly kicked out a patrol car window when they finally got her in custody.
Meanwhile, police said Vann was running amok inside the store. He allegedly took off all of his clothes in the rear of the Walmart and exposed himself to everyone around him.
Fortunately for them, he tried to cover himself by putting on the clothes Walmart had on the racks. Even so, police said he didn't try to purchase them, so that is also a crime.
Officers approached and commanded him to end the madness, but he refused. Authorities said Vann even used a scooter in an attempt to run over an officer.
But law enforcement physically stopped the scooter and took him into custody.
Vann faces charges for lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct and retail theft. Smith is charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and misdemeanor bail jumping.
Bo, however, was not charged. Police issued him a warning for the theft.
Copyright 2019 Gray Television Group, Inc. All rights reserved.
EAU CLAIRE, WI (Gray News) - A mother and her son are in custody after causing a ruckus at a Walmart Wednesday night, police in Wisconsin said. Their dog chipped in, too.
The Eau Claire Police Department identified Lisa Smith, 46, and her son Benny Vann, 25, as the suspects. Investigators said the dog is named Bo.
Responding officers said they found Smith yelling in the doorway trying to summon Bo.
Smith allegedly brought Bo into the store without a leash, so he easily ditched his owner and started running up to unsuspecting customers.
While Bo was doing that, Smith began tearing apart store displays and placing them in her shopping cart, police said.
Walmart staff asked her to leave, and she complied. Police said she left the store to perform karate moves in the parking lot.
Bo, on the other hand, had not been brought to heel. By the time anyone found him, he was on his way out of the store with a box of Jiffy cornbread muffin mix in his mouth.
Police arrested Smith, but it wasn't without a fight. She allegedly kicked out a patrol car window when they finally got her in custody.
Meanwhile, police said Vann was running amok inside the store. He allegedly took off all of his clothes in the rear of the Walmart and exposed himself to everyone around him.
Fortunately for them, he tried to cover himself by putting on the clothes Walmart had on the racks. Even so, police said he didn't try to purchase them, so that is also a crime.
Officers approached and commanded him to end the madness, but he refused. Authorities said Vann even used a scooter in an attempt to run over an officer.
But law enforcement physically stopped the scooter and took him into custody.
Vann faces charges for lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct and retail theft. Smith is charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and misdemeanor bail jumping.
Bo, however, was not charged. Police issued him a warning for the theft.
Copyright 2019 Gray Television Group, Inc. All rights reserved.
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Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:45 pm to Marciano1
Jampacked thread title
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:47 pm to Marciano1
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Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart
Y’all file this away for when we discuss thread titles of the year
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:47 pm to Marciano1
Now this is some trash I would’ve enjoyed to watch
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:48 pm to Marciano1
Jesus, that is a lot going on in one story 
Pics of the mother, son duo. Sorry no pics of Bo
Pics of the mother, son duo. Sorry no pics of Bo
This post was edited on 4/12/19 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:49 pm to Marciano1
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EAU CLAIRE, FL,
FIFY
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:51 pm to Marciano1
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Officers approached and commanded him to end the madness, but he refused. Authorities said Vann even used a scooter in an attempt to run over an officer.
But law enforcement physically stopped the scooter and took him into custody.
I just see this when I read that.
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:52 pm to Packer
That’s without a doubt the roughest 46 ever
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:52 pm to Marciano1
This some OT gold right here
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:53 pm to Marciano1
quote:
Woman does karate, son gets nude
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:55 pm to Packer
That’s a rough 46 year old
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:56 pm to Marciano1
Jiffy is delicious!
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:56 pm to Marciano1
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Authorities said Vann even used a scooter in an attempt to run over an officer.
Surprised they didn't charge him with attempted murder.
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:57 pm to jbgleason
Posted on 4/12/19 at 6:00 pm to Marciano1
1.) I want to party with Bo.
2.) Mom's age had to be transposed, she's AT LEAST 64.
2.) Mom's age had to be transposed, she's AT LEAST 64.
Posted on 4/12/19 at 6:01 pm to Marciano1
There is a C&W song in the making
Posted on 4/12/19 at 6:04 pm to Packer
She's 46?
He's 25?
He's 25?
Posted on 4/12/19 at 6:15 pm to jbgleason
I was about to say that had to happen in Florida
Posted on 4/12/19 at 6:18 pm to Marciano1
Now that's what I call great writing by the reporter. Kudos to him.
Posted on 4/12/19 at 6:19 pm to Marciano1
Bo. My hero.
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