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re: Woman can’t have sex because of agonizing condition

Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by AlxTgr
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:04 pm to
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People are mean and our sexuality is fundamental to us. You don't have to make this about gender warfare.


Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59204 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:04 pm to
That’s a man
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10068 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:06 pm to
Vodka + weed + lube = a cure
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:06 pm to
Use this. Works on cars?


This post was edited on 6/29/18 at 3:08 pm
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:06 pm to
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Gonna show this article to the SO every time she turns me down.

“Oh yeah, you don’t wanna have sex right now?? WELL THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT PHYSICALLY CAN NOT HAVE SEX”

I think it’ll work.


Damn, it must suck to be turned down.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
134928 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:06 pm to
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I want to have sex.
... to gobble it all up...

Problem solved....
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:08 pm to
It’s the, “there are children starving in Africa” play.


Bold strategy, Cotton
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
20202 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:11 pm to
Ron White: “They don't shut down the whole amusement park just because the roller coaster’s broken!”
Posted by fisherbm1112
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:13 pm to
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14092 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:22 pm to
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virgin in her mid-20s.
there might be like 3 or 4 virgins that age in the world. Bitch is a unicorn
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134653 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:24 pm to
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Shelby suffers from vaginismus. It means her pelvic floor muscles, which tighten the entrance to the vagina, spasm uncontrollably, meaning nothing can penetrate it.






ETA: dammit fisherbm!
This post was edited on 6/29/18 at 3:25 pm
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:24 pm to
I'd love to see a picture of it.
This post was edited on 6/29/18 at 3:25 pm
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11135 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:24 pm to
Some needle dick needs to look her up. They say there's someone for everyone
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4562 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:33 pm to
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For years doctors were seemingly mystified by her condition


Surprising considering vaginismus is a standard part of the medical curriculum.

Sounds like she could use some pelvic Botox and psychotherapy, especially given her sex obsession.

Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:36 pm to
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Surprising considering vaginismus is a standard part of the medical curriculum. Sounds like she could use some pelvic Botox and psychotherapy, especially given her sex obsession.
Could be she just wants attention. I agree, has to be some way to help alleviate this issue.
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
6132 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:36 pm to
She lives in Austin
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24008 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 3:56 pm to
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While some men can’t get it up, I can’t get it in.

That’s a Blind Melon Chittlin quote!
Blind Melon Chittlin
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29831 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 4:38 pm to
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PIIHB


Exactly.

Why doesn't she just do anal?

Also, it's all about getting used to penetration.

Start with a tiny pen cap if need be.

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102744 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 4:39 pm to
Just think if you ever did get it in there

Would a muscle relaxer work?
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