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re: Woman called a “smelly fatty” on United Flight

Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:32 am to
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:32 am to


9/10 hot girl selfies in their room show a disgusting pile of clothes and shite.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14269 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:33 am to
Back in like '97, my family went to a Braves/Cubs series at Wrigley. On the second day, we sat next to this morbidly obese woman who was wearing some denim overalls with a huge yellowish stain on the side. She also smelled of straight up urine. My parents went to complain and we were forced to move to the upper deck from the lower level. Honestly, it was worth it because the smell was vomit-inducing.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61883 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:34 am to
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Why was the smelly fatty eavesdropping on a private text message?



That’s truly the part of this story that gets me. Two nosy MFers looking at what someone is texting privately to someone else on their cell phone.

A certain Peter Green song comes to mind... “don’t ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to... Ooh, well.”



Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:35 am to
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9/10 hot girl selfies in their room show a disgusting pile of clothes and shite.


true.. but i still believe this one smells.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:45 am to
Has it been mentioned that the texting dude was likely gay?



This post was edited on 5/17/18 at 10:45 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:47 am to
Subtle I had good seats in Wrigley brag
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12461 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:47 am to

So calling someone names in now news?
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:50 am to
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So calling someone names in now news?



Journalistic integrity is dead.

I often wonder how much money you could make if you started a truly unbiased news site. Just report facts of national issues and some local issues and the key points of each side. No spin. No commentary. No endless discussion. No fluff nonsense. You wouldn't have nonstop 24 he content, because youd only publish news worthy of being published.
Posted by FlatTownDawgTiger
Ville Platte, LA
Member since Jun 2017
336 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:52 am to
Always thought that fat girls had great ears. Apparently they have great eyes, too.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66551 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 8:00 am to
Fun story you will like Rondo. I went on a ride in rimsburg, pa and my gf at the time had work so i went solo. In my wildcat trail. Its pretty much stock except for some 28" blackwaters. Buddy brought his huge wife to ride on his 400ex. After 3 miles he asked if she could ride with me. 2 miles later i kicked her out of mine. Shocks were bottoming out on simple banked turns.
This post was edited on 5/17/18 at 8:01 am
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69715 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 8:02 am to
The thought police have arrived!
This post was edited on 5/17/18 at 8:07 am
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71840 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 8:12 am to
I sent a text to my wife last week telling her the 350 lb dude next to me smelled like our son's dirty diaper. I was on a United flight.

This really could have been me.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 8:17 am to
Wow it literally could have been you.

We're here for you if you need it.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18342 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 8:19 am to
Picture has all the characteristics of a fatty:

Chin raised way up to hide double chin - Check
Face thrust forward to make neck look smaller - Check
No part of body in picture - Check

Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 8:23 am to
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“He said he just happened to see that guy’s text messages; he started shaking [because] he was so mad and knew he had to do something.”


How mentally and emotionally weak do you have to be to start shaking over something like this?

Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85538 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 8:25 am to
Yeah, she’d be pretty if she’d stop eating so much
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85538 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 8:28 am to
I figure this band manager just wants some publicity
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 8:30 am to
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Yeah, she’d be pretty if she’d stop eating so much



If she slimmed down 50 pounds, she'd look good.
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11582 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 8:30 am to
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Woman called a “smelly fatty” on United Flight


Just speaking truth to flower...mixed with water and sugar, baked in an oven, and covered in icing.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5770 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 8:34 am to
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Pics?


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