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re: Woman at work claims that corn is a killer....

Posted on 11/29/17 at 8:47 am to
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 8:47 am to
wash it off and eat it again.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
22731 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 8:53 am to
Well, if she's having Skinny Pop and Diet Coke at work, that frees her up for about five pounds of Doritos and double stuff Oreos each afternoon.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15619 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 9:03 am to
I told a woman co-worker that Yogurt causes cataracts. She freaked and told everyone at work. The boss was not happy but laughed. I was told that I was bad about 1000 times.
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
27014 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 9:10 am to
I worked with a guy who claimed the cure to cancer was mega dosing vitamin C.

These two should meet.
Posted by Quinn225
Member since May 2017
408 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 9:39 am to
People eat cold popcorn?
Posted by That's BS
Smoothie King Center
Member since Jan 2012
1783 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 9:40 am to
quote:

My favorite thing about corn is when you take a shite and you look at it and ask yourself "when was the last time I had corn?"






Or as I call it, déjà poo.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 9:40 am to
quote:

People eat cold popcorn?


It's sold in bags and cans with all kinds of preservatives, additives, and flavorings too!!

The horrors!
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:04 am to
She doesn't realize that skinny pop is corn. Poor thing.
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
14996 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Woman at work claims that corn is a killer


She is correct.

Corn, when stacked on top of you in great enough weight will kill you.
Posted by MrSmith
Member since Sep 2009
8311 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:58 am to
Second harvest bro
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46082 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:04 am to
quote:

and swears she will never eat corn.

Good for her. More corn for me
quote:

The only thing that I have seen her eat at work is skinny pop popcorn.

Sounds about right
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87742 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:07 am to
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Sex her.



the only logical answer
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21568 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:45 am to
"corn is a killer"



ETA: Higher res gif
This post was edited on 11/29/17 at 11:46 am
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
16567 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:48 am to
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She doesn't realize that skinny pop is corn. Poor thing.


She probably doesnt realize that corn products are in just about any processed food. If you buy it in a box at the grocery store it probably has some corn in it somewhere.
Posted by tigerbait2010
PNW
Member since May 2006
32656 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:48 am to
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It's hard to digest. Pretty sure that stuff just slips right out of me looking as it did when it came in since I've had gallbladder surgery.





actually eating quality corn cleans your arse. in fact it's the best vegetable for that.



the moar ya know baw
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22688 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 12:02 pm to
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70124 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

Should I break the bad news to her? 





Tell her the non gmo skinny popcorn is safe to eat, and non gmo means calorie free as well
This post was edited on 11/29/17 at 12:09 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29405 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

diet mtn dew


So trashy, so good.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 12:41 pm to
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Second harvest bro


dat joe rogan
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1795 posts
Posted on 11/29/17 at 12:43 pm to
I'd rather die then eat corn.



Would be a much cooler story
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