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"Wish we got money back on that gym membership"

Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:05 am
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:05 am
Commercial would be epic if it was the husband saying that to the wife...while poking her in her love handles.

Allstate Commercial

It would just be so much better if instead of his resigned look it was her slamming my the fridge and giving him an eat S and die look.
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
11020 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:06 am to
Don't you know? Men are now beta cucks throughout and women are dominant. We're just lucky they let us live at this point.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60157 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:08 am to
I used to go to the gym but then I got my concealed carry
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:09 am to
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Men are now beta cucks

are you from the past?



Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:11 am to
You kind of have to be fat to conceal a gun on you anyway.
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
11020 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:15 am to
GTFO. Tim was a grown arse man.
Posted by bogart
Member since Dec 2013
1381 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:19 am to
He should have said "I wish we got money back on your haircut".
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:20 am to
i doubt Home Improvement was the first, but it was certainly an iconic show around my childhood that created this meme of the bumbling, helpless man who needed to be reared in by his wife. this meme really became prominent in TV in the 90s and continues today
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38688 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:21 am to
"Wish I could get my money back for that engagement ring AFTER YOU STOPPED SUCKING MY DICK."
Posted by Logician
Grinning Colonizer
Member since Jul 2013
4958 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:43 am to
first commercial i've seen in a long time where it's not an interracial couple. but then again, you can't tease a black guy, so he has to be white.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:52 am to
She looks like she would be boring in bed & make him do all the work on top of being a passive aggressive bitch. Fun relationship.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:54 am to
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She looks like she would be boring in bed & make him do all the work on top of being a passive aggressive bitch.
that's quite a projection.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:54 am to
quote:

She looks like she would be boring in bed & make him do all the work on top of being a passive aggressive bitch. Fun relationship.


Interesting and insightful behavioral profile
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

make him do all the work on top


If she's bitchy he probably does all the work from the back.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 1:04 pm to
I don't think it's gender exclusive for a fit husband OR wife to subtly recommend a tubby spouse reel it in or face possible consequences. Why must men be so thin skinned about something so common?

Maybe it's just me but crying foul about this kind of thing seems sort of... womanly.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78039 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 1:10 pm to
Well, it’s a curious set of situations. In one situation (opposite of the commercial) people demand societal changes, but in the other situation, the other group is supposed to accept it.

This is a strange mindset that spans pretty much everything.

You don’t have to be bothered by it, Scruffy isn’t, but it is very enjoyable when people are forced to defend one while condemning the other.
This post was edited on 5/10/18 at 1:12 pm
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94713 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

She looks like she would be boring in bed & make him do all the work on top of being a passive aggressive bitch. Fun relationship.
wow quite specific.
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