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MorbidTheClown
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re: Will the US ever phase out pennies and Dollar Bills?
what would we tuck in G-strings?


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slackster
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re: Will the US ever phase out pennies and Dollar Bills?
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What the hell am I gonna throw in the strip club.


Coins. It is far more entertaining.


BRIllini07
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re: Will the US ever phase out pennies and Dollar Bills?
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How am I going to stick a $1 coin in a strippers panties? Good question for any Canadians out there.



If I remember from my visits to Montreal as a 19-20 year old, no tipping required for the stage girls if you're sitting on perverts row up in front. Just sit back and let the Molson's/Labatt's flow, watching some young French-Canadian ladies work their magic on a pole.


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GaryMyMan
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re: Will the US ever phase out pennies and Dollar Bills?
My 6th grade teacher said the Treasury would soon get rid of pennies. That was 1995. It ain't happening. We're too lazy of a country.

Do you know that in Europe they don't use paper checks? Why Can't Americans Give Up Paper Checks? Most small transactions are with contactless payment - either with credit cards or smartphones. LINK
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Al Bundy Bulldog
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re: Will the US ever phase out pennies and Dollar Bills?
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What the hell am I gonna throw in the strip club.


Coins. It is far more entertaining.



A guy I know was drunk as shite at a strip club in New Orleans back in the day and he only had change and threw it on the stage only to immediately get kicked out by two guys who looked like WWF wrestlers.


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TigerstuckinMS
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re: Will the US ever phase out pennies and Dollar Bills?
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What the hell am I gonna throw in the strip club.

If you have to ask this, that pretty much makes you an OT poor.


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The Easter Bunny
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re: Will the US ever phase out pennies and Dollar Bills?
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They have $1 and $2 coins in Australia and there were good things about it but you'll always end up carrying a shite ton of change everywhere.


I use my credit card for all purchases anyways. I'm not going to start carrying a bunch of $2 coins


TU Rob
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re: Will the US ever phase out pennies and Dollar Bills?
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I've wondered for many years why we have pennies, or even nickels. I could do away with all coins except quarters. Not sure I want dollar coins. I usually have a number of singles in my wallet and not sure I'd want to carry around 4-5 coins in their place


It is a conspiracy between the US Mint and the vending machine companies. Back in the day, a coke was 50 cents. Couple of quarters and you're good. Now they are in odd amounts, like 65 cents here at work, so you have to have the small coins to make change. Bags of chips are 85 cents, candy bars 90 cents, etc. If we all agreed to round up or down to quarter denominations we could get rid of so many coins.


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Green Chili Tiger
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re: Will the US ever phase out pennies and Dollar Bills?
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How am I going to stick a $1 coin in a strippers panties?


Sit a stack on the stage:



If you find one that can do the splits on it and stand back up without dropping one......


....Marry her.


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TheFonz
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re: Will the US ever phase out pennies and Dollar Bills?
You do make a good point. I was there before you swiped your debit card for everything.


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Bags of Milk
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re: Will the US ever phase out pennies and Dollar Bills?
Strippers stick loonies to their bodies and then you throw loonies at them to get them off.

They also roll up posters into cones and you lob them like basketballs.

Some provinces don’t allow for lap dances, strippers will always find a way.


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re: Will the US ever phase out pennies and Dollar Bills?
Dollar bills no.


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keakar
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re: Will the US ever phase out pennies and Dollar Bills?
pennies they could get rid off, dollars no, then WTH would the dollar stores do


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