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re: Will I ever get laid?!!
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:34 am to Cool Brigade
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:34 am to Cool Brigade
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Do you really think i get matches on tinder? im mixed, overweight, and ugly.
Ok, I'm convinced this is a troll now.
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:34 am to Goldrush25
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Get in the gym, start lifting weights and stop feeling sorry for yourself
Also, stop eating your feelings... And Oreos too.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:35 am to Cool Brigade
You must be one ugly fat motherfricker.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:35 am to Cool Brigade
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My dream girl to lose it to would be an upper class girl with good values, in a top tier sororiy , went to SJA, STM, and a good stem major.
Get yourself some ecstasy, high quality cocaine, marijauna , and a few zanax and hit up an NA (Narcotics Anonymous)meeting. You will get to pick your dream girl.
If you get popped for the drugs, you really have nothing to lose since sex is your goal. You not getting it now, and might get it if you locked up. When you get out you might find a girl that wants a felon. Its really a win/win.
Do it
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:35 am to Cool Brigade
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My dream girl to lose it to would be an upper class girl with good values, in a top tier sororiy , went to SJA, STM, and a good stem major
You showed your hand here
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:37 am to Displaced
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Displaced
5'7 AND 210
This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 8:38 am
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:37 am to Cool Brigade
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:38 am to Displaced
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Displaced
i make 8 an hour, so no. i dont play games, I read and play music.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:40 am to Cool Brigade
I wouldn't call. 5 7 and 210 lbs fat. About the same size as Ray Rice.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:41 am to Cool Brigade
5'7 210
$8/hour
I'm surprised you can even stand to touch your own (what I'm assuming is small) pecker.
$8/hour
I'm surprised you can even stand to touch your own (what I'm assuming is small) pecker.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:42 am to Cool Brigade
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im mixed, overweight, and ugly.
Welp we've found our answer baws.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:42 am to Cool Brigade
OP, a person like you can absolutely clean house on the fatties. They are usually down to frick and frick you like an order of loaded checkers fries they shall. Dont neglect the a-hole. Get in there and lick. Once you get a couple fatties out of the way, look for a nice, sweet girl that knows how to use a vacuum cleaner and has exoerience with a loaf of bread.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:42 am to Cool Brigade
Found one of LucasP's alters.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:42 am to Displaced
quote:yall will think Im trolling, but Im screwed in that area too. I have been trying to find new jobs , its hard.
'm surprised you can even stand to touch your own (what I'm assuming is small) pecker.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:43 am to Cool Brigade
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i make 8 an hour
So this and you said you graduated college....what the hell did you graduate in, women's and gender studies???
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:46 am to LSU316
renewable resources -wildlife ecology
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:47 am to Cool Brigade
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Do you really think i get matches on tinder? im mixed, overweight, and ugly.
This sounds exactly like that poster BooKrewe from a while back. I believe he also complained about being mixed and overweight. Are you him? If not, maybe you two can hang out and not get laid together.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:48 am to LSU316
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what the hell did you graduate in, women's and gender studies???
He surely would already be some counts cuck by now
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:48 am to Cool Brigade
Women have a keen sense of smell for 3 things: confidence, insecurity, and money. Exude any of the 3 and they will find it.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:49 am to Cool Brigade
You can find advice at mosques on how to get a bunch of virgins.
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