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Will I ever get laid?!!

Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:07 am
Posted by Cool Brigade
Member since Jan 2018
195 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:07 am
I am a mid 20's virgin and I'm sick of it. Im extremely sexually frustrated and lonely. I am now the only guy I know in my age group who hasn't even kissed a girl yet. Im the only one at work too. I was publicly embarrassed when we played Never, have i ever at a work party. Even teenagers have beat me.

There were so many hot girls at LSU and I couldn't get with one. International students, hipsters, nerds, KKG, tri del, KDs. urec girls. All the girls I have asked out rejected me. it sucks when I have to see them with other guys anymore. I guess I am too ugly. I feel like such a failure as a male human being. How can i go on in life anymore when guys my age have been with 7 or more? I have no hook up stories. My life has no meaning at this point. I will never get an SO now.
Should I just kill myself? or should I become a monk in tibet and give up being normal?




My dream girl to lose it to would be an upper class girl with good values, in a top tier sororiy , went to SJA, STM, and a good stem major.
Posted by SheaForHeisman
Oxford, MS
Member since Aug 2017
762 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:08 am to
Has to be a troll, burn bitch. Burn.

ETA:

After reading this you must be one ugly mug baw
This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 8:11 am
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:09 am to
Lawyer up, hit the gym, delete your facebook.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7803 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:09 am to
Get yourself a hooker baw
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:09 am to
quote:

Has to be a troll


Or he just looks like a troll.

Either way, troll on.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83929 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:09 am to
Get on a religious dating website and put that you're a virgin on your profile. Some dumb bish is bound to bite.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59623 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:09 am to
Sounds like you should try your luck with dudes.

Posted by Cool Brigade
Member since Jan 2018
195 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:09 am to
quote:

Lawyer up,

why?
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4137 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:10 am to
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:10 am to
Post your picture. We’ll tell you why you aren’t getting laid.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59623 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:10 am to
Because with that kind of desperation you are sure to rape something soon
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:11 am to
quote:

I guess I am too ugly.


That would be my guess as well. Women are shallow, unless you are loaded and then the money can make up for the face.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38734 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:11 am to
Lower your standards?
Posted by schwartzy
New Orleans
Member since May 2014
9031 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:12 am to
Find another desperate girl. Don’t set your standards too high though
Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:13 am to
I've seen this same troll thread under about 12 different alters. Come up with something new dude.
Posted by Cool Brigade
Member since Jan 2018
195 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:13 am to
I dont want a hooker. thats even more pathetic.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24481 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:13 am to
Get arrested and drop the soap. Problem solved
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:13 am to
Focus on yourself and do good deeds. Karma will reward you eventually.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
51748 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:13 am to
no
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59491 posts
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:14 am to
take your information to reddit/random acts of blowjobs. You should be serviced by noon today.
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