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Will Hugh Hefner ever release his sex tapes

Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:05 pm
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:05 pm
And would you watch them? He's 89 and still banging semi hot chicks. He has to have several sex tapes laying around.

Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70143 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:06 pm to
thats all publicity hes not having sex with her
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
28325 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:07 pm to
No telling how many pills he has to eat to get that old bird up
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:10 pm to
Does she have downs?
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:10 pm to
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
80943 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:10 pm to
Gross. It'll be some chick trying to convince him he's hard then 5 minutes later trying to convince him he came.
This post was edited on 8/3/15 at 9:12 pm
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
28325 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:11 pm to
She does have a potatoeish look about her.
Posted by NOLAManBlog
The Big Nasty
Member since Dec 2012
1228 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

mailman


Necrophiliac much?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135055 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:13 pm to
You want to see chemically induced man boner?


You could just visit your grandma down at the nursing home. She misses you.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24200 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:14 pm to
He's done it all. He's admitted to sucking the peen. Do you really want to see that?
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18350 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:15 pm to
It's not so much his chemically induced boner that would bother me...it's his 90 year old droopy arse.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53976 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:15 pm to
who is really screwing this blonde. no way she's getting her fill with Hef
Posted by SomethingLikeA
Member since Jul 2013
1232 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:18 pm to
Theres a book one of the old gfs wrote, Kendra. She told stories of basically 50 girls lining up and walking in room and riding him for 15 seconds each then next girl up. He would run through the whole house in a few minutes
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:26 pm to
I read something about Hef that the Girl Next Door from Alaska wrote.

Her first night with Hef and the girls she was expected to frick him 1st.I think he may have switched to other girls.

She said it didn't last long and Hef always finished on his own.

eta:Got to give the old fricker props.He's been banging beautiful girls for about 100 years.

She looks Pilled out.

In that article she said Hef offered her a Qualude the first night she went out with them.Hef still gets Ludes.
This post was edited on 8/3/15 at 9:40 pm
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
80943 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

who is really screwing this blonde.

Probably David Spade
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70143 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:32 pm to
hugh hefner sucked dick?
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77928 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

still banging semi hot chicks.

How I know I'm on the OT
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198173 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

It'll be some chick trying to convince him he's hard then 5 minutes later trying to convince him he came.
wait,, its not just me ?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76238 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 10:00 pm to
Hefner's smile at eighty-eleventy whatever reminds one of this feller:

Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 8/3/15 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

semi hot chicks



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