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re: Wife’s Pregnancy hormones

Posted on 5/9/23 at 5:21 pm to
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
20629 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 5:21 pm to
Hormones are like alcohol, it’s just an excuse for people to say what they are thinking but usually don’t feel comfortable saying.

Whatever your wife is saying is what is usually in her head.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4807 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 5:26 pm to
Man O man! About 6 mos or so that thang is gonna be slick like goose shite through a brass horn due to those whore moans!!!! Enjoy!! Those were the days...makes all the satanic behavior worth it!!
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11205 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

Black folks, in general, don’t do butt stuff?


Don’t PIIHB
Don’t touch the hair

Two things I remember
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14937 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 5:32 pm to
I’ve seen women that used their pregnancy as an “out” to be unpleasant.

And pregnancy isn’t a pre-req.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
15809 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

My wife's hormones were affected differently. Those second trimester hormones.

There were times when it was animalistic.




I always heard about that, so I was naturally excited about that part when we found out my wife was pregnant...

Unfortunately, she went the complete opposite direction


I even so much as shot her a glance across the room, it was DONT TOUCH ME I FEEL FAT AND UGLY
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11839 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 5:38 pm to
Maybe she will turn into a sex crazed mania. Pregnancy sex is some good sex!
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70736 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

Wait till she hits menopause...


Is... is this when women finally want more sex?
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20061 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 6:01 pm to
Nope, didn’t have that problem. She might just be doing it because she knows you won’t do anything about it.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 6:02 pm to
The wife's most wanting sex in her life was when she was pregnant.
I made the rookie mistakes of only having 2 children.
Thus only approximately 18 months of total frisky from her side time in decades of marriage.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216143 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 6:12 pm to
Nope… from what I hear, they don’t take it in the Hershey highway nor do they like you to muff dive them.
Posted by gatorsimz
cafe risque
Member since Feb 2009
8393 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 6:35 pm to
My wife is 22 weeks pregnant with our second. She’s been relatively normal. Her sex drive was through the roof end of 1st start of 2nd trimester.
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
7383 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

 i let my wife kind of run the house but one thing im not putting up with is just being a bitch to be a bitch. and OP shouldnt either. dont act like a child and control your emotions


I'm in a similar boat here with our 1st OTW. But I am pretty sure, after this experience, I will not end up being married for 15 years like you

Damn sure aint having a 2nd if acting like a child and not controling their emotions is what women go through when having a kid
Posted by flyingtexastiger
Southlake, TX
Member since Oct 2005
1756 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

My wife's hormones were affected differently. Those second trimester hormones.

There were times when it was animalistic.




Can confirm
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
33274 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 8:31 am to
quote:

Black friend said anything that bleeds 5 days and don't die ain't meant to be eaten. Is that also a universal No-go?


An old coworker of mine told me he loved eating a girl out while on her period. Called it clown mouthing

That’s disgusting
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54987 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 8:55 am to
PIIHB
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13416 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 9:15 am to
quote:

Wait till she hits menopause...



No shite...coupled with the fact that a man is also going through some shite around the same age menopause is a shite show. I'd knock my wife up seven days a week and deal with pregnancy compared to a minute of the thermostat shite associated with menopause alone...not to mention the other stuff.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13416 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 9:15 am to
quote:

My wife's hormones were affected differently. Those second trimester hormones.

There were times when it was animalistic.


You are spot on...folks who ain't experienced it have no idea what they have missed...
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13416 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 9:18 am to
quote:

Isn’t it true that brothas don’t munch either?



Hell no and neither is the butt thing. Its all about public image...when offered up and only 2 of you know what happened anything is liable to happen and skin color has naught to do with it...
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13416 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 9:23 am to
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An old coworker of mine told me he loved eating a girl out while on her period. Called it clown mouthing

That’s disgusting



So are raw oysters initially...it don't keep many from at least giving them a go...earning your red wings is not a point of pride but it happens...
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