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re: Wife was irritated by my rapport with the hibachi chef

Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:38 pm to
Posted by Wabbit7
Member since Aug 2018
2268 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:38 pm to
This sounds embarrassing
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 7:39 pm
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
52346 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:43 pm to
You think the wife was irritated? Imagine how that poor chef felt.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11445 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

9 times out of 10 I'm siding with the husband on these kinds of threads, but I agree fully with this post.



I'm torn. I definitely cringed reading that and I want to be against it, but I am absolutely sure I have done worse. And according to my wife, I am absolutely correct in that assumption.

I tried explaining to her that I am the same fricking hilarious guy she thought I was while we were dating, and the only thing that changed was we got married. She felt my case was severely weakened by the fact during my explanation we were at a taqueria and I was wearing a faded 10 year old t-shirt with the words "Relax gringo, I am Legal" on it. And I'm not Hispanic.
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
14076 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:47 pm to
Do you always go deep?
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5209 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:49 pm to
I can't lie. I hate people like you. Irritating.... I'm trying to have a night out with the family and I have to hear a show off near my table

ETA: I just noticed the author. Jon Ham. Smh
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 9:52 pm
Posted by jbird7
Central FL
Member since Jul 2020
5606 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 7:55 pm to
Absolutely not. Your wife needs to grow a sense of humor.
Posted by wm72
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2010
9051 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

I bet no one else was nearly as into it as you think they were and your wife was embarrassed.



Yeah, fairly sure I've seen this episode of King Of Queens.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32150 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 8:02 pm to
Did he laugh when you told him your butt hole looks like the flaming onion volcano after your wife pegs you at night?
Posted by bcgator
bear country
Member since Nov 2018
126 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 8:22 pm to
Get rid of her. She sounds like a buzz kill
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2418 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 8:25 pm to
Why do so many people, like you, mistake teppanyaki for hibachi?


Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32116 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 9:11 pm to
Your threads are consistently terrible every single time.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7160 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 9:14 pm to
I remember my first time at a Hibachi
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
20439 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 9:19 pm to
Women hate for men to have joy and seek to destroy any semblance of it in their mans life.
Posted by Smoke239
Member since Jan 2024
121 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 9:24 pm to
Making a scene in public when you just want to have a quiet casual dinner is probably why she hates it.

No woman wants to date Michael Scott
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
8249 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:13 pm to
I’m sure she was turned on by her husband catching food with his mouth from another guy
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16742 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

I’m sure she was turned on by her husband catching food with his mouth from another guy

I’m sure she knew how experienced he is catching things from other dudes with his face.
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
5214 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:19 pm to
Subtle “I eat hibachi “ brag
Posted by PGAOLDBawNeVaBroke
Member since Dec 2023
1051 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:19 pm to
Gay af no cap
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1234 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:20 pm to
Although not one iota of truth has been written, I laughed.
Posted by RustyDaDog
BAOK
Member since Mar 2023
966 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:36 pm to
Just think how pissed the wife would be if the chef was a woman….

But this version sounds gay to me
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