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re: Wife to husband: "I can't believe you had sex with a prostitute"
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:49 am to Fat and Happy
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:49 am to Fat and Happy
No offense, but I can't imagine viewing marriage that way.
But the OT has taught me that Im an outlier.
But the OT has taught me that Im an outlier.
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Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:52 am to i am dan
I remember them asking me if I was sexually active.
I said "Not as much as I'd like".
I said "Not as much as I'd like".
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:55 am to Odysseus32
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I think you mean it's not that funny.
Its a good conversation joke.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 12:09 pm to Frank Black
Didn’t upvote so it would stay at 69! 
Posted on 9/2/25 at 12:25 pm to Odysseus32
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That's because they have to deal with dumb people who think they are funny all day.
That's not a funny thing to say. It's cheap.
Way to take the thread so seriously, dork.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 12:26 pm to Frank Black
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Wife: "Well you never told me you were willing to pay"
EVERYONE "pays for sex" one way or another
Posted on 9/2/25 at 12:44 pm to Odysseus32
Posted on 9/2/25 at 3:33 pm to i am dan
Kinky
Posted on 9/2/25 at 4:16 pm to Frank Black
quote:My Response: what else was I going to do with her? Discuss stoicism?
"I can't believe you had sex with a prostitute"
Posted on 9/2/25 at 5:08 pm to Frank Black
quote:
Husband: "What do you expect? We haven't had sex in months."
Wife: "Well you never told me you were willing to pay"
Can we get a boomer board for this shite? JFC
Posted on 9/2/25 at 5:17 pm to FutureMikeVIII
Incel board.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 8:19 pm to Frank Black
Marriage is for idiots. You are renting pussy. Are you willing to lose half of your money???? Get married idiot
Posted on 9/2/25 at 8:23 pm to Odysseus32
quote:I
That's not a funny thing to say.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 8:54 pm to Frank Black
My wife's uncle used to proudly tell us about going to Mexico before his wedding so he could get the first time out of the way. His wife died during Covid and he flipped out becoming a full blown preacher before her body was cold.
Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:03 pm to Frank Black
But one doesn't pay the prostitute for sex. They pay for the prostitute to LEAVE after sex.
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