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Wife/So driving style
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:30 pm
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:30 pm
Let me preface this by saying, my wife ran up on a truck, out in the middle of nowhere that took a right turn in front of her. Two lane road, she could pass, but there was 4 cars ahead of her. She was on his arse. I grabbed the OH shite bar. She was going to pass them all.
I stood out in my driveway, smoking a cigarette and scratching my balls before she was ready. We were going to a Georgia game. Forty minutes elapse.
I had been ready for hours. We are talking about a woman that endangers others, because she is in a hurry. Hair blower and other stupid shite, she drove like her hair was on fire.
Why?
She no longer drives to Athens.
I stood out in my driveway, smoking a cigarette and scratching my balls before she was ready. We were going to a Georgia game. Forty minutes elapse.
I had been ready for hours. We are talking about a woman that endangers others, because she is in a hurry. Hair blower and other stupid shite, she drove like her hair was on fire.
Why?
She no longer drives to Athens.
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Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:31 pm to nuwaydawg
This post was edited on 10/14/18 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:31 pm to nuwaydawg
Wut
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:32 pm to nuwaydawg
quote:
Let me preface this by saying, my wife ran up on a truck, out in the middle of nowhere that took a right turn in front of her. Two lane road, she could pass, but there was 4 cars ahead of her. She was on his arse. I grabbed the OH shite bar. She was going to pass them all.
I stood out in my driveway, smoking a cigarette and scratching my balls before she was ready. We were going to a Georgia game. Forty minutes elapse.
I had been ready for hours. We are talking about a woman that endangers others, because she is in a hurry. Hair blower and other stupid shite, she drove like her hair was on fire.
English, mutha fricka, learn it.
quote:
She no longer drives to Athens.
It either took you weeks to write this thread or you're making shite up. I'm not sure which is worse.
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:32 pm to nuwaydawg
Your story took some David Lynch-type turns.
I mean, did you crash into the truck and then wake up in your driveway?
I mean, did you crash into the truck and then wake up in your driveway?
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:32 pm to nuwaydawg
I’m not allowed to drive.
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:32 pm to nuwaydawg
Taking the loss hard eh bud?
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:34 pm to Tester1216
quote:
I’m not allowed to drive.
Probably because you'd drive to see other men 1 on 1 in a public place
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:35 pm to nuwaydawg
I've dated some really horrible drivers. I made one pull over and let me take the wheel, she was so fricking bad, that i feared for my life. She missed rear ending 15 cars in the first 10 minutes.
I swear on 3 occasions we got some of their clear coat on our bumper.
My wife is ok, but some times i have to ask her what the frick is she doing.
I swear on 3 occasions we got some of their clear coat on our bumper.
My wife is ok, but some times i have to ask her what the frick is she doing.
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:36 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
No, that’s just me being cheeky. I had a very bad wreck a year ago, I still can’t drive in heavy traffic.
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:37 pm to nuwaydawg
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:43 pm to StringedInstruments
quote:
Your story took some David Lynch-type turns.
I mean, did you crash into the truck and then wake up in your driveway?
My exact thought
Posted on 10/14/18 at 6:38 pm to nuwaydawg
Men drive, women yak.
Posted on 10/14/18 at 6:40 pm to nuwaydawg
If I’m in the passenger seat, I’m drunk and don’t remember.
Posted on 10/14/18 at 6:42 pm to nuwaydawg
My S/O could drive for the mob. I remember the first time I tried to follow her somewhere she left me in the dust.
Posted on 10/14/18 at 6:46 pm to nuwaydawg
Sorry you married an Asian.
Posted on 10/14/18 at 6:47 pm to nuwaydawg
My wife’s (no pics) driving creed:
“The best defense is a good offense.”
“The best defense is a good offense.”
Posted on 10/14/18 at 6:53 pm to BRgetthenet
Gf is a typical Asian driver. Either 25 in a 40 or 60 in a 40. Panics at the slightest hint of traffic. Turning into my apt the other day when a car was waiting to come out. I said to myself she’s going to panic and turn too soon and hit the curb. Kerplunk. Rear right. Worst driver I’ve ever been in the car with. Thankfully she has a lot of other wonderful attributes. Oh. No pics
This post was edited on 10/14/18 at 6:54 pm
Posted on 10/14/18 at 7:13 pm to nuwaydawg
Posted on 10/14/18 at 7:19 pm to blueridgeTiger
Much like our sex life
you held on for dear life, she didnt care who got hurt. You were done before she was and it was worse the wetter it got
you held on for dear life, she didnt care who got hurt. You were done before she was and it was worse the wetter it got
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