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re: Wife says I can't go to the game Saturday

Posted on 8/30/17 at 7:28 pm to
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14942 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 7:28 pm to
It's a test to see if you can dick her down a few times without throwing up in your mouth before this weekend.

Good luck, sir.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16678 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 7:28 pm to
You have a weakness for men is assless chaps?
Posted by Bamboozles
BR
Member since Jul 2008
2330 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 7:28 pm to
First and foremost, check to see if you got any balls
This post was edited on 8/30/17 at 7:29 pm
Posted by gsvar2004
Member since Nov 2007
7975 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 7:31 pm to
You have done something for her to not trust you. Sucks to be married to someone who doesn't trust you to go to the fricking football game.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91255 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Wife says I can't go to the game Saturday by danilo



Grounds for divorce
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
12586 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 7:42 pm to
She believes you smoke pole on the side
Posted by ellesssuuu
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2016
2827 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 7:42 pm to
Sounds like she is worried about u being a turd burglar
Posted by Maester Davos
Member since Jun 2016
107 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

quote:
Get a new wife.


It's 2017, he can get a husband if he wants!


In 2017 he can get both if he is patient enough to wait for the transition to be complete.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67023 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 7:45 pm to
Well baited hook. You're not a novice fisherman, I see.
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
21018 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 7:46 pm to
What reason have you given her to not trust you?

If you haven't given her a reason, then tell her to frick off, and go to the game.
Posted by BamaHater
Houston
Member since Sep 2003
13536 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:11 pm to
Be a man and tell her your going no matter what she says. Wear the pants in the relationship.
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24334 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:32 pm to
All you people assuming it's gender.
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9819 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:45 pm to



This post was edited on 8/30/17 at 8:47 pm
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66574 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:46 pm to
Sorry Danilo but it's always best to do what your wife wants you to. Happy wife happy life.
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
11470 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:47 pm to
Very well done
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
14923 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

Be a man and tell her your going no matter what she says. Wear the pants in the relationship.


This is the only answer. Otherwise you're fricked for life.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14266 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:48 pm to
I'd reckon she actually wants you to go so she can invite Jody over and take him deep.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24668 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Wife says I can't go to the game Saturday

Sounds like you asked her. That was your first mistake. Never ask just tell'em.
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
9044 posts
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:51 pm to
She knows you LIPIYB.
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