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re: Wife just took a pregnancy test and it says positive UPDATE

Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36763 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:11 pm to
Your life is fricked bro. Should have PIIHB



















Being a dad isn't as hard as it's made out to be. Just don't turn the dryer on when you lock them in there
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:12 pm to
Sell it
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89039 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Goodluck



Why did I just read that in Marco from Tropoja's voice?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92260 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Being a dad isn't as hard as it's made out to be. Just don't turn the dryer on when you lock them in there

solid advice, it took me a few times to remember that
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:14 pm to
Year before last I was with a blonde hair blue eyed gymnast physique (with boobs, no pics) girl who loved to spend money, was untrustworthy, an addict and vindictive. She was pregnant but miscarried. I now compare it all to this.

Posted by 68wDoc68w
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1869 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:14 pm to
stick your head between you legs and kiss you arse goodbye.


come on man its your kid be happy.

(unless you are like me and get 2 girls that bleed your bank account )
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36763 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

solid advice, it took me a few times to remember that




It's actually pretty fun for them as long as the heating element is broken
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178955 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:15 pm to
something something rhymes with contortion.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:15 pm to
i can relate
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64363 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:19 pm to
You weren't trying hard enough NOT to be a dad obviously lol.
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
130912 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:22 pm to
You're married, and not ready to be a dad?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92260 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

You're married, and not ready to be a dad?



no correlation there
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:25 pm to
Congrats...

If it were negative then there was a chance.

But positive?

oh you fricked
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6912 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:27 pm to
I remember that day over 22 years ago. Been the best years of my life so far.
Posted by rickyh
Positiger Nation
Member since Dec 2003
13133 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:29 pm to
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

kwalt1989


Congratulations!

Being ready is overrated. Behaving worthily is underrated.
Posted by malvin
Member since Apr 2013
4628 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:42 pm to
Is she gonna keep it?
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

We weren't even trying


Did you make romance explosion on her stomach or in her uterus?

Because ejaculating into the uterus of a woman is the exact definition of trying to have a child.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24299 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:46 pm to
Congratulations. Mixed babies are the cutest.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29596 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:46 pm to
Funny - Your wife just sent me the same news.

Jodi


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