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re: Wife destroyed the mailbox

Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4603 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

he’s half black, half Asian and I’m half white and half Mexican.


is that why yall are both home in the middle of a work day?

She doesnt work and you got rained out?


Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30732 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:45 pm to
She was probably too busy posting on the female version of tigerdroppings some hot guy of the week post with eleventy hundred pictures of hot swinging dicks, and hit the mailbox in the process.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

She was probably too busy posting on the female version of tigerdroppings some hot guy of the week post with eleventy hundred pictures of hot swinging dicks, and hit the mailbox in the process.





She signed up a while back but I forgot her username
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106047 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:48 pm to
Trial run. It'll be you next time. She and Jody will enjoy that big life insurance payout.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51600 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

She signed up a while back but I forgot her username

She did but when I explained to her all the rules around here she refused to post. She said she might still start posting at some point but for now she’s holding off.
Posted by Dawgirl
Member since Oct 2015
6424 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:59 pm to
She thought it was funny. You should have had the laugh with her. So what if you had to fix it? Lighten up.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 3:02 pm to
So, is it fixed or not? Also, who cares?
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
7357 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 3:04 pm to
I'll participate in your thread. My wife ripped the door off the front load washer like a a gorilla. The door locked (as it was supposed to), and apparently the pants that were in there were essential to her life so she sat on the ground, put her feet against the base of the washer, and put all her weight into yanking the door open. The kicker was she thought I should have been impressed she was able to get the door open on her own.

I asked her why she didn't pull her head out of her arse first and hit the pause button and wait for it to unlock so we didn't waste $90 on a plastic piece.

At least she didn't shoot the damn window to get her pants out.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53649 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 3:19 pm to
That was your hint from her about the cheap jewelry
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51600 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 3:20 pm to

Well played, Clean. Well played.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53649 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 3:25 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Wife destroyed the mailbox
Owlie is probably very intrigued by this news.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10388 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 3:50 pm to
So what you are saying is that you are perfect? Am I reading this right?
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5769 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

Doesn’t the entire OT already know what my wife looks like naked?


I think we all would like to have our recollection refreshed.
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
5119 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 4:55 pm to
Woman I worked with once (blonde) backed into electric pole next to her driveway and knocked it down.Electric wire sparking ,their dog attacked it and was eletrocuted and the woods by their house caught on fire.
This post was edited on 7/30/19 at 4:57 pm
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Well at least the kids are definitely mine. She’s half black, half Asian and I’m half white and half Mexican. There’s no hiding those genes.


Blasian? Noice. Can’t shite talk you now, bruh.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
25332 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:26 pm to
My wife did this once. How she told me....

"You forgot today was our anniversary?" (at 8pm)

"o crap, I'm sorry....etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

"Don't worry about it, you can make it up...oh...I hit the mailbox today with the car".
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103829 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:32 pm to
Did you go postal on her?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51600 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

Blasian? Noice. Can’t shite talk you now, bruh.


Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 6:30 pm to
I thought I tore my next door neighbor's wooden mailbox off the pole when I bumped it on my lawnmower. I knocked on her door, and told her I would fix it when I finished mowing. She told me to just sit it back up on the post. That's what she'd done after she hit it with her Honda Pilot. I knocked the nails back and nailed them into different spots on the post for her.

I was worried she'd want me to buy her a new one when I bumped it.
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