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re: Wife destroyed the mailbox

Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:21 pm to
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42894 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:21 pm to
Damn. I wonder what else she isn’t telling you...
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7539 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:22 pm to
When I was 18 a buddy of mine took out the neighbor's mailbox while we were trying to haul a couch to his apartment in a trailer. We went to the door to apologize and was met by what looked to be a single mother, curvy as heck, in her early 20s wearing only a pair of pink panties and a tight white shirt, bra showing. She laughed it off.

We remember that day as the day we stupidly passed on a devil's threesome.

Posted by LigerFan
Member since Jan 2014
2872 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:22 pm to
My wife did this, but at my parents house. Pulled away then called and told me to tell them.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51600 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:22 pm to
Well at least the kids are definitely mine. She’s half black, half Asian and I’m half white and half Mexican. There’s no hiding those genes.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:22 pm to
When my girlfriend drives she will start to park and have to back up five or six times to get it right. If I make a comment she gets belligerent and gives me the "well you try and do it better" line. I usually get out and do it better.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

She’s half black, half Asian and I’m half white and half Mexican.


is that why yall are both home in the middle of a work day?

She doesnt work and you got rained out?
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:24 pm to
My Mother-in-law ran her BMW straight through their wooden fence. When my FiL asked her how she hit it she straight up said, "It wasn't my fault! I honked at it!"
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34401 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:24 pm to
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She’s half black, half Asian and I’m half white and half Mexican. There’s no hiding those genes.
Kids must have beautiful skin and good hair.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51600 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:25 pm to
Our kid had surgery this morning and we were coming home from the hospital when this confession took place.

Our kid is doing well now, by the way.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45308 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:26 pm to
My wife ran over a stop sign.

Let me repeat...a
quote:

STOP
sign.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51600 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47700 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

She’s half black, half Asian and I’m half white and half Mexican.


Damn, Baw. Can I come over on Thanksgiving?
Posted by jiffyjohnson
1226 miles from Death Valley
Member since Nov 2011
5839 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:27 pm to
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I wish you were that mailbox


Probably laughed WAY too hard at this
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51600 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

quote: She’s half black, half Asian and I’m half white and half Mexican.
Damn, Baw. Can I come over on Thanksgiving?

You probably don’t want to. She cooks about as well as she drives. And I don’t cook Mexican food. I cook gumbo and jambalaya.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Our kid had surgery this morning
quote:

Our kid is doing well now,


I hope the transition goes just as smooth
Posted by CHSTigersFan
Charleston, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2005
2738 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

She’s half black, half Asian and I’m half white and half Mexican
Guess that means she isn't blonde lol!
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:36 pm to
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About a month ago I noticed our mailbox was all messed up


quote:

Just now


quote:

She confessed that she was the one who hit it recently


What else is she hiding from you? Guess you need to bang a side piece to elicit the Jody confession.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:38 pm to
Hetro brag post
Posted by cajunbuck
R-KANSAS
Member since Sep 2017
997 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:38 pm to
if she has recently been on, or currently "getting talked into" an all girls cruise this is not a good situation....
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/30/19 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

:nb4 i destroyed your wifes box:


His wife doesn't need a box because I deliver her packages.
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