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re: Wife and I are pregnant
Posted on 6/13/22 at 3:56 pm to Barbellthor
Posted on 6/13/22 at 3:56 pm to Barbellthor
I hate when men say “we are pregnant”.
You got a vagina?
You got a vagina?
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 4:00 pm
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Posted on 6/13/22 at 3:56 pm to Barbellthor
Weight gain [ON]
Posted on 6/13/22 at 3:56 pm to Barbellthor
I bet you're going to tell people your baby is 39 months old in the future
Posted on 6/13/22 at 3:58 pm to Barbellthor
Unsolicited parenting advice-
1: The internet is full of bullshite, don't read it for parenting advice. Stay off the facebook mommy group stuff. It's rat poison.
2: Trust your instincts. Pandas trust their instincts. Dolphins trust their instincts. Snakes trust their instincts. We trust their instincts too. Why do we mistrust our own? Trust them. IE: If a pediatrician tells you something that goes against your instincts, don't be afraid to get a second opinion.
3: Waluigi is the fastest character on Mario Kart.
1: The internet is full of bullshite, don't read it for parenting advice. Stay off the facebook mommy group stuff. It's rat poison.
2: Trust your instincts. Pandas trust their instincts. Dolphins trust their instincts. Snakes trust their instincts. We trust their instincts too. Why do we mistrust our own? Trust them. IE: If a pediatrician tells you something that goes against your instincts, don't be afraid to get a second opinion.
3: Waluigi is the fastest character on Mario Kart.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 3:59 pm to Barbellthor
Congrats Pete Buttigieg
Posted on 6/13/22 at 3:59 pm to Barbellthor
Posted on 6/13/22 at 3:59 pm to Barbellthor
Who is the father? Same father for both of you?
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 4:00 pm
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:01 pm to Barbellthor
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Wife and I are pregnant
no, she's pregnant, and you are just excited that she is...
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:01 pm to Barbellthor
Start saving. Wonder how expensive college will be in 20 years?
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:02 pm to Barbellthor
First one?
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:07 pm to Barbellthor
Not pulling out is the best ain’t it?
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:08 pm to Barbellthor
This is OP.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:08 pm to Barbellthor
:NIH:
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:10 pm to aTmTexas Dillo
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Considering where we are in this country is this the simple statement I think it is? And do young one's even get excited about this anymore?
hell yea. Dependents.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:21 pm to Barbellthor
Lol. Spectacular OT thread.
Also, I say WE are pregnant because: 1) it'll be me taking the brunt of her hormonal lashing outs, 2) I'll be making the midnight drives for cravings, 3) it's my damned baby I'm helping by housing the mother so she can make the baby, and 4) it psychologically puts one in the mindset of being involved--this is my child, too, I have a say in their life, I am contributing, and I'm not a sperm donor who abandons their family, meaning yes damnit I am both affected and involved. "We" are pregnant because I am the got dang pater familias.
It's my wife and I together. We are a team. We shall raise our children. She and I together. A shield against the culture war.
Also, I say WE are pregnant because: 1) it'll be me taking the brunt of her hormonal lashing outs, 2) I'll be making the midnight drives for cravings, 3) it's my damned baby I'm helping by housing the mother so she can make the baby, and 4) it psychologically puts one in the mindset of being involved--this is my child, too, I have a say in their life, I am contributing, and I'm not a sperm donor who abandons their family, meaning yes damnit I am both affected and involved. "We" are pregnant because I am the got dang pater familias.
It's my wife and I together. We are a team. We shall raise our children. She and I together. A shield against the culture war.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:32 pm to Barbellthor
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Also, I say WE are pregnant because: 1) it'll be me taking the brunt of her hormonal lashing outs, 2) I'll be making the midnight drives for cravings, 3) it's my damned baby I'm helping by housing the mother so she can make the baby, and 4) it psychologically puts one in the mindset of being involved--this is my child, too, I have a say in their life, I am contributing, and I'm not a sperm donor who abandons their family, meaning yes damnit I am both affected and involved. "We" are pregnant because I am the got dang pater familias. It's my wife and I together. We are a team. We shall raise our children. She and I together. A shield against the culture war.
Dear Lord man, you watch way too much estrogen filled tv or something.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:35 pm to Barbellthor
Do you know your "baby daddy"?
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:36 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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Dear Lord man, you watch way too much estrogen filled tv or something.
No, the opposite. Instead of being a dead beat dad or a cuck, I want to take being a parent seriously. I'm the father, not the government or someone else.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:38 pm to Barbellthor
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Also, I say WE are pregnant because: 1) it'll be me taking the brunt of her hormonal lashing outs, 2) I'll be making the midnight drives for cravings, 3) it's my damned baby I'm helping by housing the mother so she can make the baby, and 4) it psychologically puts one in the mindset of being involved--this is my child, too, I have a say in their life, I am contributing, and I'm not a sperm donor who abandons their family, meaning yes damnit I am both affected and involved. "We" are pregnant because I am the got dang pater familias.
It's my wife and I together. We are a team. We shall raise our children. She and I together. A shield against the culture war.
Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.
You won't be saying that shite when she's suing you for child support.
j/k
n/r
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:39 pm to Barbellthor
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It's my wife and I together. We are a team. We shall raise our children. She and I together.
I remember when I thought this too before my first kid was born. Good luck buddy.
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