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re: Wierdo who drove up to bikini coffee shop with no pants on shot himself from the fallout

Posted on 1/17/25 at 8:32 am to
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
52907 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 8:32 am to
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The motorist, Nautica Malone


He never had a chance
Posted by Butch Baum
Member since Oct 2007
3183 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 8:35 am to
[quote]quote: People are mad at her for posting it and creating the drama Theyre dumb. This is 100% on him.[/quote

He had a problem

He could not deal with the consequences of his actions coming to light

He pulled up to a coffee lingerie show with his dong out.

No one to blame but himself

He took it too far
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36197 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 8:43 am to
Sounds like he pointed the gun in the right direction
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
12733 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 8:45 am to
Dude liked cream in his coffee.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56728 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 8:47 am to
Can you start one of these in br? Maybe sell coffee in the morning and daiquiris after 4
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25755 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 8:58 am to
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The motorist, Nautica Malone



He never had a chance

Now that he's gone, isn't he Post Malone?
Posted by baytiger11
Member since Jul 2020
1922 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 9:03 am to
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We don't do that anymore in this country. Instead, we elevate and celebrate mental illnesses. So much so that people try to claim diseases they don't have for attention "I cleaned my house today. I am so OCD" - No you aren't OCD. You just aren't content with being a slob. That's normal. "I can't get my work don't because of my ADD" - No you don't have ADD. You are just lazy and incompetent
Agree, I think mental illness is real, but I think people tend to pathologize every uncomfortable feeling or emotion.

But this dude may have very well been struggling with something. Maybe he had a porn or sex addiction..maybe his marriage was already hanging on by a thread. Whatever drove him to pull up at a coffee shop and jack off was probably a compulsion, and he wasn’t in a normal state of mind.
Still, he didn’t rape anybody or molest a kid. I don’t feel bad for those ppl offing themselves. He showed a girl in a bikini something she’s probably already seen plenty of.

Worker & manager should have just turned the video over to police. Don’t know why everything needs to be filmed and put on social media now. One wrong fck up these days and it stays with you forever.
Posted by OSqueal
Member since Jan 2011
5779 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 9:29 am to
So the problem worked itself out.
Posted by npt817
Prairieville, LA
Member since Sep 2010
1608 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 9:48 am to
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But this… quote:The video was subsequently uploaded to social media and it quickly spread online with millions of viewers …is not in keeping with that statement


What’s wrong with publicly shaming someone? They didn’t sneak up to this guy sitting naked at his house, he came to them at their place of employment. That’s fair game and definitely worthy of public shaming.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
24340 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 10:23 am to
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He showed a girl in a bikini something she’s probably already seen plenty of


So you're not a consent kind of guy, ok got it.

quote:

One wrong fck up these days and it stays with you forever.


Sexual assault is worthy of staying with you forever.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
16571 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 10:26 am to
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Nautica

quote:

Hilfiger

That article reads like the directory of factory outlet from 2010.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14215 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 10:29 am to
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One wrong fck up these days and it stays with you forever.


Sexual assault is worthy of staying with you forever.


This dude did a pedophile drive by.

Its not ok.
This post was edited on 1/17/25 at 10:30 am
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
2447 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 10:30 am to
Truckers know that many of you are riding around with your pants down
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
160391 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 11:11 am to
Goddamn social media man, can’t even visit drive thrus while masturbating in your car anymore without people putting it on the internet, it’s why I haven’t been to a Taco Bell in years
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
20914 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 11:39 am to
Why post it on social media instead of just sending it to the authorities?
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
160391 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

Why post it on social media instead of just sending it to the authorities?


Why jack off in your car in a drive thru instead of just at home ?
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 12:03 pm to
That Bikini Beans was showing up in my FB feed for quite a while several months ago. Servers are as trashy as you'd expect.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35423 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 12:13 pm to
If they look like the OT's favorite coffee barista, Carlie Jo Howell, can you really blame him?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49196 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 12:17 pm to
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His brother Hilfiger was clearly enraged.


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Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
57765 posts
Posted on 1/17/25 at 12:24 pm to
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Tempe Police tell TMZ ... on the night of Malone's suicide, members of his family showed up at the coffee shop and were "aggressive" with the staff, "stating Malone had killed himself over the incident."


Arrest them. Every single one.

No sympathy for this loser who killed himself over a temporary moment of embarassment.
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