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Posted on 11/16/23 at 9:23 pm to Violent Hip Swivel

You didn't become a man until you threw up your Happy Meal on this ride.
This post was edited on 11/16/23 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 11/16/23 at 9:26 pm to Brosef Stalin
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The rusty metal and burning hot plastic surfaces in the summer toughened us up. When you fell off, you fell on hard concrete. Kids today are soft
fricking injury attorneys have ruined everything these days
Posted on 11/16/23 at 9:26 pm to Cosmo
quote:So Cosmo is Stout
Old mcdonalds playgrounds turned me into the stout baw i an
Stout is Cosmo?

Posted on 11/16/23 at 9:27 pm to WhoDatNC
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Sounds like you grew up in a family of sissies.
And this what it creates. A grown man whining about a playground and calling people gay on the internet.
Posted on 11/16/23 at 9:27 pm to soccerfüt
Ronald McDonald is a fricking creep.
Posted on 11/16/23 at 9:49 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
They literally were shitty, snotty and pissy.
They also were a haven for pedos
They also were a haven for pedos
Posted on 11/16/23 at 9:51 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
That’s where I learned to check knuckles before Sonic.
Posted on 11/16/23 at 10:15 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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What heterosexual man ever calls another man "bitch" at any point? It's something that I'll never understand. And it's also something that's extremely gay.
Sounds like something a bitch would say
Posted on 11/16/23 at 10:19 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I had a birthday party at McDonalds when I was about 10. It was awesome. I guess that kids probably don't do that anymore.
Posted on 11/16/23 at 10:32 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Snapped leg in half on old merry go round trying to stop it to get off (because mom was screaming time to go). by dragging a foot on the dirt which ended up going underneath and snapping. Was driven to ER laying in back of a station wagon.
Also got head stuck on fence around Ronald McDonald after climbing on him and trying to get out. Had to get workers from inside and fry grease to get unstuck.
Still loved the playground.
Corpus Christi had one with 3 hamburgers structures and tunnels that connected them on Astro turf. We would play tag and come home covered in turf burns. Good memories
Also got head stuck on fence around Ronald McDonald after climbing on him and trying to get out. Had to get workers from inside and fry grease to get unstuck.
Still loved the playground.
Corpus Christi had one with 3 hamburgers structures and tunnels that connected them on Astro turf. We would play tag and come home covered in turf burns. Good memories
Posted on 11/16/23 at 10:48 pm to lsugorilla
Small kids piss in playgrounds. And they shite too, and when it’s hidden inside tubes and slides, and tubs of balls, it’s probably not very fun for the people that work there to clean. I don’t blame McDonald’s for getting rid of those. Shits unsanitary
Posted on 11/16/23 at 10:50 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
What a terrible take.
Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:11 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
They weren’t that bad in the late 90s/ early 2000s. That’s when the they shifted more to indoor playgrounds. Being a kid in the early 00s, I thought they were the most fun places to have a happy meal at along with a vanilla shake
Posted on 11/17/23 at 1:14 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Not going to read through this thread, but you, Karen braxton, and jaydon need to pitch a blanket while the rest of us climb a tree since you took away our playground because you couldn’t handle it.
Posted on 11/17/23 at 1:40 am to Violent Hip Swivel
The hell you say!
Fatty!
Fatty!
Posted on 11/17/23 at 1:41 am to JasonDBlaha
Dude, the 70s playgrounds were glorious. That spring loaded Grimace was awesome.
Posted on 11/17/23 at 1:55 am to Violent Hip Swivel
I’m sure some of them were literally shitty.
As for the rest, that’s were a child’s immune system turns into a man’s immune system.
As for the rest, that’s were a child’s immune system turns into a man’s immune system.
Posted on 11/17/23 at 2:01 am to supadave3
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had a birthday party at McDonalds when I was about 10. It was awesome. I guess that kids probably don't do that anymore.
I also had a birthday party at McDonalds. They provided everything, even the cake, which was really good.
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