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re: Why were old-school McDonald's playgrounds so shitty?

Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:25 pm to
Posted by Smeg
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:25 pm to
Maybe that's why they raised less pussies back then?
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28400 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:28 pm to
Some of those things (rides?) were random like an acid trip. Are they from old storylines?

Captain Crook? Damn that’s an old memory. Was barely hanging on to that one.
This post was edited on 11/16/23 at 8:31 pm
Posted by LSUFAN2005
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:32 pm to
I remember my elementary school being so cheap they bought the old McDonald’s playground equipment and put it on our playground. Was terrible stuff.
Posted by Havoc
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:35 pm to
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:35 pm to
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Violent Hip Swivel
Georgia Fan


who thinks that:
quote:

old-school McDonald's playgrounds so shitty?


I think you were a bitch then , and even more so now.

That's why.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14488 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:37 pm to
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I remember one time I was too husky and got stuck in Officer Hamburgers upstairs jail. Grimace's cage was just fricking frightening and crazy looking. My older brother one time broke his collarbone on the sold metal rocking horse thing.


Sounds like you were a fat arse cause your parents brought you to McDonald’s too much
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:38 pm to
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I think you were a bitch then , and even more so now.

That's why.



That's incredibly corny. And also gay
This post was edited on 11/16/23 at 8:39 pm
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:43 pm to
The ball pits are where the men were separated from the boys
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:44 pm to
Burned my arse going down those metal slides.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:44 pm to
Those playgrounds made me the man I am today. Not a pussy basically
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:54 pm to


You burnt your 1000th post to tell me that I was corny and gay?
And had to edit that ?

Isn't it ironic... dont ya think?

You just aren't that great at trolling pal.
Posted by highup7
Alex City, Al.
Member since Jan 2005
1828 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:54 pm to
Kafka since you seem to like old photos, you need to look at what some people did in the 1800's and early 20th century in the US. Family members would take pictures with the corpse. If you look at the pictures you will have a hard time telling which family member was actually dead. Most of the pics were taken after the family member died a couple of hours before the pic was taken. They kept the deceased person's eye lids open by sewing them with thread. It was fascinating trying to find the deceased person in a family group picture. On some of the pics the deceased member of the family looked better than the members who were alive. Back in those days the grief stricken family members would bathe and dress the dead and display them for the public to view and to take pictures with. I don't think that I could sleep with dead people in the house. I know a woman that had an awful experience with a dead stranger. I told her that I would never take something off of a dead body.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30306 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:59 pm to
Sketchy? Yes

Shitty? No
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 9:00 pm to
Sounds like you grew up in a family of sissies.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 9:01 pm to
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The ball pits are where the men were separated from the boys

In the mid-1990’s, there were a couple of incidents where a kid got bitten by a snake in a ball pit or found a snake in the ball pit at different McDonald’s in the Slidell area. Facebook wasn’t even dreamed about yet but word still spread like wildfire among the moms that someone was doing it on purpose.
Posted by FLTech
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Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 9:01 pm to
Because kids back then weren't a bunch of entitled pussies like they are today
Posted by Demonbengal
Ruston
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 9:02 pm to
That slide in July in shorts left third degree burns.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39207 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 9:02 pm to
This was back when McDonald's had a private room for birthday parties. That's still some of the best cake I ever had
Posted by Tiger BTT
Member since Nov 2023
352 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 9:03 pm to
Did you expect a free Disneyworld after dropping $2.99 on a kids meal ?

Posted by Nonc me
Member since Oct 2017
98 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 9:13 pm to
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you were just soft



And fat, both of you
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