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re: Why must poor and/or rednecks have a hat on at all times?

Posted on 11/29/18 at 10:46 am to
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 10:46 am to
Nobody but gays and guidos wears neon hats
Posted by HollyWoodCole
CA
Member since Nov 2017
1255 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 10:47 am to
Male pattern baldness
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
112530 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 10:49 am to
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This is particularly noticeable in Louisiana. Church, weddings, Thanksgiving, whatever, these guys wear a hat (usually mesh trucker style with neon collars) at all times. It takes 30 seconds to comb your damn hair, be an adult.

I have never seen a baw wear a baseball hat in church. You are full of shite my friend. One things baws take seriously, and that is their church
This post was edited on 11/29/18 at 10:49 am
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 10:51 am to
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Grown arse men that turn wrenches don't care.


FIFY

Go into a C Suite with a Tracy McGrady baggy suite and see if you don't get some "what the frick are you doing here" looks.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
112530 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 10:52 am to
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Go into a C Suite with a Tracy McGrady baggy suite and see if you don't get some "what the frick are you doing here" looks.

Every C suite I have been in (and that is alot with my old job) is old men in baggy suits.


I hate baggy suits, but just saying most C suites are full of them.


ETA: Pleats as far as the eye can see as well. And always black shoes
This post was edited on 11/29/18 at 10:53 am
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3856 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 10:58 am to
I can only imagine that my hair isn’t as nice as yours, Mingo.

There... I admitted it.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14864 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 10:58 am to
Because some people like wearing them, I suppose. I don't believe this is common practice exclusively within the poor and/or redneck community, though.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:01 am to
I would guess at least 75% of td posters wear some type of hat at all times. I don't but I'm always in the minority regarding hats.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:03 am to
Same reason hipsters wear skinny jeans or thugs wear saggy pants.


Because they fricking feel like it.
Posted by LSU4eva7
Member since Sep 2013
320 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:06 am to
Sounds like you walked in on you're wife getting fricked by one of these guys
This post was edited on 11/29/18 at 11:06 am
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:06 am to
I have always worn hats. I don't wear them at fancier events though. Sunglasses annoy me, so I only wear them at the beach or fishing. Hats do the job
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:07 am to
Hats in restaurants always bother me.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:07 am to
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Sounds like you walked in on you're wife getting fricked by one of these guys



1. I'm not married
2. I don't live in trashville where this is common practice.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:07 am to
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I have always worn hats


quote:

by Hammertime


Least surprising news of all time.
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3856 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:08 am to
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Sounds like you walked in on you're wife getting fricked by one of these guys

Mingo is too progressive to have a wife.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:08 am to
Subtle "I have a full head of hair" brag.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:09 am to
Mingo is absolutely owned by blue collar dudes for some reason. I can't figure it out.

I'm thinking there's something to the S/O getting taken by one.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75911 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:10 am to
the original post topic isn’t important; Mingo thread, I’m here to cast a downvote
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:12 am to
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Mingo is too progressive to have a wife.


I'm about as fiscally conservative as they come and I just don't care about social issues because they aren't the governments or my business. I'm just pointing out you look like an idiot if you can't take your hat off or take the sunglasses off from around your neck for 30 seconds.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13914 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 11:12 am to
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Hats in restaurants always bother me.


Depends on the restaurant....Chilling watching the game at a wing place I usually have a hat. I would feel uncomfortable as hell in even a slightly nice restaurant with a hat.

A friend of mine was once dating this dude and brought him a to a group dinner at a fried seafood place that had paper towel rolls on the table. He lost his shite because I was wearing a hat. I just went about my business and he literally stormed out for a second. They didn't last much longer
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