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Why is pee shock a thing
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:32 pm
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:32 pm
Im knocking elbows at the urinal and cant go, helpp
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:33 pm to mailman
STD
Edit: being serious, if you have to go and can't it might be that go get checked out. If when you do finally go it feels like fire definitely go get checked out.
Edit: being serious, if you have to go and can't it might be that go get checked out. If when you do finally go it feels like fire definitely go get checked out.
This post was edited on 5/31/17 at 8:37 pm
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:33 pm to mailman
Never heard it called pee shock. I say stage fright. Running water seems to help.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:33 pm to mailman
Probably because you have a little peen and you're embarrassed that someone might see it.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:34 pm to mailman
Make eye contact. May help.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:34 pm to mailman
Maybe because you're posting instead of trying to pee?
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:35 pm to mailman
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:36 pm to mailman
Sorry bout the enlarged prostate
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:36 pm to CajunSoldier225
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Make eye contact. May help.
Better yet you could watch the other guys go. I'm sure they won't mind.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:37 pm to mailman
Close your eyes and imagine you're giving your boyfriend a golden shower.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:38 pm to mailman
Dude just close your eyes and let it flow
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:39 pm to mailman
Try spraying a little on the pant leg of the biggest baw next to you
This post was edited on 5/31/17 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:40 pm to mailman
Start solving math equations in your head. Like some y=mx+b shite. Helps you zone out and let the yellow rivers flow.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:41 pm to Puck82
Posted on 5/31/17 at 8:42 pm to mailman
It's called a "shy bladder," bro.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:56 pm to mailman
Only happens when conversation initiates
Posted on 5/31/17 at 9:59 pm to mailman
I stepped up to the urinal the other day and an older guy was already at the one next to me. I peed and finished washing my hands and he was still standing at the urinal.
Not sure if he had stage freight and couldn't go or if it was just because he was old as frick
Not sure if he had stage freight and couldn't go or if it was just because he was old as frick
Posted on 5/31/17 at 10:01 pm to mailman
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Im knocking elbows at the urinal and cant go, helpp
I was that way until my vasectomy. Now I just think of that and it relaxes and I can pee next to people. Or when drunk. Then Idgaf.
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Sorry bout the enlarged prostate
Haha since kindergarten huh?
This post was edited on 5/31/17 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 5/31/17 at 10:04 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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Not sure if he had stage freight and couldn't go or if it was just because he was old as frick
that is almost always prostate problems on an oldster, bro...gotta get every last drop to keep from pissing in your pants when you get old. you will understand soon enough...
Posted on 5/31/17 at 10:42 pm to mailman
Pee shock? Don't you mean gun shy?
Isn't Pee shock what happens when one urinates on an electric fence?
Isn't Pee shock what happens when one urinates on an electric fence?
This post was edited on 5/31/17 at 10:56 pm
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