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Why is an octopus so smart and have so many crazy skills but only live for a few years?

Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:31 pm
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33067 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:31 pm
It makes no sense that this animal is so smart and has so many skills like camouflage and a million other crazy things, but lives such a short life. From an evolutionary standpoint point why develop so many traits when you live such a short life?
Posted by halleburton
Member since Dec 2009
1602 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:34 pm to
How many pots have you smoken?
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:35 pm to
Did you ask Mr. Owl?
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
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Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

Did you ask Mr. Owl?

The answer is 3
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
18965 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:36 pm to
No retirement planning.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70665 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:36 pm to
Also: Sun, why you so bright?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:36 pm to
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
46656 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:40 pm to
one of the best books I’ve ever read dives into this question

Other Minds

it’s a fascinating subject and if it really interests you, read that book
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91550 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:41 pm to
how do you make an octopus laugh?
































































give him ten tickles.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
18965 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:42 pm to
Posted by 844_Tiger
Down_Under
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

it makes no sense that this animal is so smart and has so many skills like camouflage and a million other crazy things, but lives such a short life.

The candle that burns twice as bright lives half as long.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103523 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:04 pm to
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From an evolutionary standpoint point why develop so many traits when you live such a short life?


Because they never have to sit through a microsoft teams meeting.
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
9965 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:08 pm to
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Why is an octopus so smart and have so many crazy skills but only live for a few years?


Like maybe time moves differently for them and where they're from
Posted by HighRoller
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:10 pm to
They are alien creatures and not evolved from anything found on earth
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
19024 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:13 pm to
I stopped eating octopus after watching My Octopus Teacher and reading about them. Crazy fricking smart and have high IQ emotions.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
34794 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:16 pm to
They’re technically arms.

A talking octopus corrected me once.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6997 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:16 pm to
I mean it's not like they are human level smart. Probably like that of a dog or so, they don't live long because of their reproductive strategy.

So in short, octo-pussy is undefeated.
Posted by rltiger
Metairie
Member since Oct 2004
1948 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:46 pm to
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I stopped eating octopus after watching My Octopus Teacher and reading about them
They are delicious
Posted by BengalShark
Member since Jul 2017
4227 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:49 pm to
Right?!!! That’s like who decided the alphabet was in alphabetical order?
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33067 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:52 pm to
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I stopped eating octopus after watching My Octopus Teacher and reading about them. Crazy fricking smart and have high IQ emotions.

I had the same thought initially but then when I realized they only lived for like a year I didn’t feel so bad about it.
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