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Why don't towels dry anymore?

Posted on 6/10/17 at 10:52 am
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 10:52 am
Seems that over the past 10 years, towels have stopped being able to absorb moisture. I went to the store to buy new towels and all I see are these "plush" towels that "look great" but can't seem to dry someone off. Is terry cloth a mail order only type purchase these days?
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32434 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 10:52 am to
I use a blow dryer especially on my nuts.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59346 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 10:52 am to
My towels work fine, maybe yours are just broken
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 10:53 am to
Do you even Sham Wow!
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 10:56 am to
quote:

went to the store to buy new towels and all I see are these "plush" towels that "look great" but can't seem to dry someone off. I


Dollar General towels are probably closer to Velcro than cotton
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 10:56 am to
Obama regulations limiting the absorbency because global warming.
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 10:57 am to
If they are not 100% cotton, you are going to have issues.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 11:01 am to
maybe you're a sponge
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 11:09 am to
1. Printed towels only dry on one side

2. Dryer sheets make towels 'greasy' and non absorbant. Tell your wife to stop putting the bounce sheets in the loads with towels.
This post was edited on 6/10/17 at 11:10 am
Posted by LSUsmartass
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 11:09 am to
Put you a tower fan in the bathroom...problem solved
Posted by Emteein
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 11:21 am to
quote:

2. Dryer sheets make towels 'greasy' and non absorbant. Tell your wife to stop putting the bounce sheets in the loads with towels.


This
Posted by Bayoutigre
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Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 11:40 am to
100% cotton will dry better than a blended fabric.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 11:41 am to
I dry myself with freshly sheared lambswool after every shower like all other OT ballers do
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49206 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 11:42 am to
Quit buying your towels from Wal-Mart and they might actually work right.
This post was edited on 6/10/17 at 11:43 am
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 11:43 am to
It's the fabric softener. Quit using fabric softener.
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 11:44 am to
Use them more than once between washes...
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

I went to the store to buy new towels and all I see are these "plush" towels that "look great" but can't seem to dry someone off. Is terry cloth a mail order only type purchase these days?


Rougher towels seem to dry better and soap up better. I noticed that a long time ago when I bought some Nautica towels, which aren't as effective as my Wamsutta. The Nautica feel better to touch and look a little fancier, but the Wamsutta work better. Fabric sheets aren't a factor as I don't use them.
Posted by Dont_Call_Me_RAY
Member since Feb 2017
1439 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 2:15 pm to
I sit out out on the front porch and air dry. Fresher feeling and my lint trap stays a whole lot cleaner.
Posted by High C
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 2:25 pm to
Lint trap? As in, your belly button?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79828 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 2:49 pm to
Cotton towels
Gotta get the 'newness' off the towel with several washes.
Don't use fabric softener or dryer sheets
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