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re: Why don't auctioneers just talk normal?

Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:01 pm to
Posted by PrivatePublic
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:01 pm to
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Why don't auctioneers just talk normally?


Because English are challenges.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:40 pm to
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When the sick beat drops, they just can't help it.


That was awesome
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:51 pm to
I think it's cool on the Barrett Auction which the only time I'm actually exposed to it. They have their own individual styles and it's interesting.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:53 pm to
For the same reason baseball announcers all have the same draw
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 4:59 pm to
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Auctions are triggering, slaves were sold at auction you know?


I bet some of their auction calls rhymed with one of those words
Posted by carguymatt
Member since Aug 1998
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 5:33 pm to
The reason is to create an illusion there's more bidders or interest or value in a series of items than there really is. They work for the sellers, not the buyers. So let's assume your in a used car auction. The seller might want $4000 for a particular vehicle. There might be 5 people out of the crowd who want the vehicle that all think the vehicle is worth approximately $3000 and one who think's it's worth approximately $3500. So a lot of elements are at play. One being, the guy that's ultimately going to pay the most, think's he's on at 3000$ think's someone else is $3100, 3100,3200, 3300, and so on, when in reality no one has bid $3100. But the illusion is created that there is. Also, someone in that group may want to bid as high as $3000, but by the time the ringman or auctioneer recognizes his hand the bid is $3100+ That's in the case where there's no interest a above $2500, but the seller is seeking $4000, and the auctioneer knows the seller likely won't take under $3000.

In some cases he's just creating imaginary interest and boosting the number as high, fast, and confusingly as he can for the seller. The seller doesn't have to sell the item. And it add's pressure to the buyers to make a quick choice and be influenced by ego and peer pressure etc. "Well I want it and joe blow thinks it's worth $3500 so whats another $100" It's really designed more so in my opinion for the inexperienced buyers and to keep the sell of items moving fast.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 5:34 pm to
Because it's part of the entertainment.
Posted by mailman
Houston
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 5:36 pm to
The like dislike is 9/11
frickkkkk
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 5:40 pm to
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They are very arrogant about it as well, like its some secret power.


This made me chuckle
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 5:41 pm to
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Its fricking awesome. On RFD-TV they have cattle auctions that last for hours. The wife and kids will leave the house cause ill have it turned way up



Get out of my head!
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 6:10 pm to
Back in the day there wasn't much in the way of entertainment and auctions where a show.
Posted by CarterWilson717
If I told you, you would be dead
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 6:13 pm to
Posted by The Torch
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 6:21 pm to
I saw some biarch on TV bragging about being married an auctioneer the other day like it was kin to being a Dr or something.

Maybe he talks that funny shite in the sack

Ohhhcomeonnowmynutshurt
This post was edited on 9/13/16 at 6:28 pm
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 6:24 pm to


fricking awesome. Upvote

This thread delivers.
This post was edited on 9/13/16 at 6:27 pm
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14788 posts
Posted on 9/13/16 at 6:29 pm to
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slaves were sold at auction you know?


Who sold them?
Posted by Hoyt
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 7:27 pm to
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Ohhhcomeonnowmynutshurt



Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 7:29 pm to
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Learning that cadence is work. I studied it for awhile.




Could you type us out a shortish post in auctioneer speak?

Broke would appreciate it.
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 7:58 pm to
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SaturdayTraditions


You need to check yourself.

His name is Broke not because he's poor, but because that's what your neck will be if you frick with him.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 8:00 pm to
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This made me chuckle


So do most shiny little objects and jingly things.
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 9:01 pm to
Best auctioneer I ever heard sold me a "How to become a real auctioneer " book signed by him for $100. I felt like a sucker after I bought it but it felt good to win against the one other bidder.
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