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re: Why doesn't dog shite turn white anymore?

Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:31 pm to
Posted by greygoose
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Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:31 pm to
BLM?
Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:55 pm to
This deserves its own thread. You should start it.

For kicks and giggles, go to tRant and ask whether LSU would have won it all this year with a barefoot kicker and a barefoot qb.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:59 pm to
This at least is an improvement over the "Men's Thong" thread from yesterday.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 11/11/25 at 9:18 pm to
Yep. The whitewash contained a lot of lime which supposedly helped keep the insects at bay.
Posted by Shorts Guy
BR
Member since Dec 2023
565 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 9:25 pm to
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I still see it during Christmas season in candy dishes.


Came here for this reply. My Aunt still makes these things called cocoons that look just like the white dog poo of yore.
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
4143 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 10:39 pm to
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Why doesn't the NFL have barefoot kickers anymore?


Russell Erxleben

Of course, the Saints burnt a 1st round draft pick, 11th overall, on a barefoot kicker from UT

Wonder if he’s still doing time?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58845 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 10:40 pm to
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Or now the ozone is fixed because you quit using Aquanet.


I have some in my closet
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
20903 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 10:43 pm to
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Why don't people paint the trunks of their trees white any longer?


It’s been done in various parts of the world to purportedly protect from sun, insects, and other pests, as well as for cultural or aesthetic reasons.

The only folks who did it where I grew up were poor, rural, black folks. Every tree in the yard would be “whitewashed” to about 4 or 5 feet. The same folks often had zero grass in the front yard. Just hard packed dirt.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 11/12/25 at 6:38 am to
Remember when people wrapped oak trees with foil during caterpillar season?
Posted by Lowdermilk
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Posted on 11/12/25 at 6:48 am to
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
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Posted on 11/12/25 at 6:51 am to
I wish I could give more than one upvote. I really needed the laugh.
Posted by tigerinms
east central ms
Member since Feb 2010
314 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 6:51 am to
Our dog also got into the Christmas candy one time and had glittered foil in poop for some time.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7492 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 7:16 am to
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We quit using ground bones in dog food. Pet food used to be bone meal and as the poop disintegrated the bone meal was left behind. We use other fillers and chemicals now.


This is mildly interesting. Thank you.

Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19411 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 8:13 am to
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AllDayEveryDay
quote:

Because dog food manufacturers stopped putting as much bone meal in the mix. Organic poop decays. Bone meal remains.
thank you sir!
Posted by PerplenGold
TX
Member since Nov 2021
2216 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 8:15 am to
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Why doesn't dog shite turn white anymore?


Like all processed food, there are more binders & preservatives. Those aren't digestible and they don't breakdown like old school crap. Preserved and bound turds come out.
Posted by White Bear
OPINIONS & A-HOLES
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 11/12/25 at 8:19 am to
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Why doesn't the NFL have barefoot kickers anymore?
cause that shite hurts.
Posted by football101
South LA
Member since Jun 2011
280 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 8:29 am to
Probably because it's not getting washed by the acid rain anymore.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13520 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 9:15 am to
Reminds me of a joke-

What do women and dog shite have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Posted by BRich
Old Metairie
Member since Aug 2017
2766 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 9:24 am to
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Russell Erxleben

Of course, the Saints burnt a 1st round draft pick, 11th overall, on a barefoot kicker from UT


Russel Erxleben never kicked barefoot:

Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
16048 posts
Posted on 11/12/25 at 9:42 am to
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