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Why Does Santa Only Bring Expensive Gifts to the Rich Kids?

Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:11 pm
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:11 pm
Asking for a friend.
Posted by Paul Allen
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:12 pm to
Because he's a jerk
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:12 pm to
and sits down with them
Posted by bengalbait
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:12 pm to
Duh, they've worked harder in school than the poor kids.
Posted by chinhoyang
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:13 pm to
I saw some poor kids playing a Martin guitar they got from Santa.
Posted by Commandeaux
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:13 pm to
The rich kids' parents donate to Santa's PAC
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:13 pm to
because they can afford to replace them if the get lost,broken or stolen.
Posted by ksayetiger
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:13 pm to
Santa has privilege
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

I saw some poor kids playing a Martin guitar they got from Santa.

To be fair, it was a crappy Martin
Posted by stout
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:14 pm to
He gave me a Martin guitar this year and I am far from rich
Posted by KG6
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:15 pm to
Nobody likes poor people. Even Santa.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Asking for a friend.


Because it's Christmas, and Santa knows that rich kids love Jesus more than poor kids.
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Why Does Santa Only Bring Expensive Gifts to the Rich Kids?


White privilege more than likely.
Posted by DevilDogTiger
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:15 pm to
In general rich people made better decisions in life. In general kids of rich people behave better. And God loves them just a little bit more.
Posted by yellowfin
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:15 pm to
all the more reason rich kids should only hang around other rich kids


same goes for poors
Posted by trom83
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

I saw some poor kids playing a Martin guitar they got from Santa.


Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:16 pm to
When my kids get older, I'm going to coach them on this question and many more. Mall Santa jobs are going to get tougher.
Posted by Fat and Happy
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:17 pm to
Because Santa appreciates my white priveledge
Posted by dcrews
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:18 pm to
Because he doesn't want your down syndrome kid to sit on his lap.
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:18 pm to
Santa helps those who help themselves.
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