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re: Why Does Santa Only Bring Expensive Gifts to the Rich Kids?

Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:19 pm to
Posted by ksayetiger
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:19 pm to
what does jesus have to do with christmas presents?
Posted by Topwater Trout
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:20 pm to
his parents are taxpayers...santa only works once a year...he is pretty much on welfare
Posted by YouAre8Up
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:21 pm to
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I saw some poor kids playing a Martin guitar they got from Santa.


Posted by Sev09
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:21 pm to
Parents have to pay the elves hourly rate and the bigger, more expensive toys take more elf-hours to make.

ETA: This exact question is probably why I'll let the "best" gifts be from us, and just a few cool things from Santa.
This post was edited on 12/22/15 at 1:22 pm
Posted by Makinbacon
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:23 pm to
Enjoying our white privilege!
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:23 pm to
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what does jesus have to do with christmas presents?



It has as much as any of the rest of the Saturnalia festival, I mean Christmas Holiday.
Posted by Poncho
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

chinhoyang
Hey weren't you MTV's lawyer?
Posted by captainahab
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:33 pm to
It is too dangerous to deliver expensive gifts to certain parts of town.
This post was edited on 12/22/15 at 1:35 pm
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:36 pm to
Santa only brings small cheap stuff here. I want credit for the expensive purchases.
Posted by SonofDye
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:36 pm to
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If pizza delivery drivers avoid certain parts of town, why would you expect Santa to be any different?


shite those frickers in the hood make a killing on toys for tots
Posted by Lee Chatelain
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:39 pm to
Because I work my arse off for a living so that I can provide for my family!
Posted by chinhoyang
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:40 pm to
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Hey weren't you MTV's lawyer?


maybe LOL

Were you on "Caged?"
This post was edited on 12/22/15 at 1:41 pm
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:44 pm to
actually a few people have been sharing a meme on Facebook, that asks people to limit Santa gifts to cheap gift and have all the expensive gifts come from parents.

I don't worry about that, our war is wrapped vs unwrapped from Santa.
;lol:
Posted by Poncho
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 11:51 pm to
No, but we worked in the same circles around that time. I just realized who you were IRL.
Posted by DanW1
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 12:10 am to
It's nothing against poor kids, Santa just doesn't want to give shitty parents stuff to hock for crack money.

He accepts bj's for that.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 12:26 am to
Ummm...he don't. Least not around here. Our poor kids we are doing Christmas for are getting more than our girls (at their request). Xbox, bikes, modified scooter for developmentally delayed child, clothes and more clothes, flat screen tv, Nintendo ds or whatever the hell they are now for younger kids. And a bunch of other shite. And of course, lots of razorback shite!!! Woo pig!!!! Santa loves the Hogs!!!!
In these parts, Santa does exists for poor kids. So, take your shite elsewhere!!!!
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