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re: Why does Rachel Pizzolato not get more love here?
Posted on 6/13/25 at 7:40 am to OffTheRails
Posted on 6/13/25 at 7:40 am to OffTheRails
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Pizzolato
That’s a NOLA area Sicilian name for sure.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 7:52 am to DarthRebel
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:01 am to OffTheRails
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she won the national STEM science fair by constructing a wind tunnel to measure the energy created by passing automobiles.
So you're saying she looks hot in glasses

Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:06 am to DarthRebel
She says she has brains but she believes in “cte” and not more sensible explanations like “dumb and violent people tend to play football” or “we don’t care if your head hurts you get paid millions to play a game meant for little kids when God intended for you to pour concrete for a living”
Also she met Obama and didn’t ask to see his birth certificate
Also she met Obama and didn’t ask to see his birth certificate
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:15 am to bbap
How do they know football players don’t have smooth brains to begin with? Even the ones that don’t make it all the way end up selling insurance
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:16 am to DarthRebel
Beauty and brains. We definitely need to maximize her involvement in the gene pool.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:18 am to OffTheRails
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She is from Metairie. Was eligible to enter and win Preteen Baton Rouge, also New Orleans. She was a foot taller than the other contestants then and is 6'1" or so now. Her brother played football for Curtis and was a starting OL for Nicholls State against LSU last year.
Edit: to add she was a national champion gymnast at eleven, and met President Obama because she won the national STEM science fair by constructing a wind tunnel to measure the energy created by passing automobiles.
straight breading material...like one of you young bucks that are 6'3 or so....yall need to be on the hunt ASAP. Better have been a good athlete though....dont frick up her off spring with shite genetics.
but yea.....tall, beautiful, looks classy with no tats and no only fans and she was athletic and smart AF......how the frick hasnt someone snatched her up yet?
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:24 am to el Gaucho
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Even the ones that don’t make it all the way end up selling insurance
Insurance agents are often rolling in dough. But then there's LaRon Landry stupid.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:28 am to lsu777
Oh to live in a civilization where every man aspires to raise sons that carry an extra 30 pounds of fat all their lives and need back surgery at 40 years old all for the glory of playing football at a 2a school in high school and maybe receiving a partial scholarship at a directional university
Who needs philosophers and diplomats
Who needs philosophers and diplomats
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:29 am to DarthRebel
Why are abs poking out like that? Very strange
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:30 am to el Gaucho
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Oh to live in a civilization where every man aspires to raise sons that carry an extra 30 pounds of fat all their lives and need back surgery at 40 years old all for the glory of playing football at a 2a school in high school and maybe receiving a partial scholarship at a directional university
Who needs philosophers and diplomats
a lot better than marrying a 5' blonde baddie with an attitude problem that no longer gives blow jobs after the first kid.
i know your shite Gaucho....but its friday...i will rip your balls off and feed them to your dog bitch.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:34 am to DarthRebel
Looks like she has that Jewel snaggletooth.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:36 am to LSUGrad9295
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She any kin to the Pizzolatos who own Tony's Seafood?
She isn’t from Baton Rouge. She is from Metry. Went to John Curtis.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:38 am to lsu777
The contrarian argument of “none of y’all’s kids will ever do anything noteworthy in football unless you married a 300 pound bogalusan” needs to be posted more here
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:39 am to lowhound
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So you're saying she looks hot in glasses
She will dress up for you




Which OT member is this sporting the Saints shirt.

Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:40 am to el Gaucho
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Also she met Obama and didn’t ask to see his birth certificate
Gaucho bringing a truth bomb, that is going deduct a few tenths off her rating

Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:41 am to el Gaucho
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el Gaucho
As usual for you, well thought out, reasonable posts….we are proud to have you here***
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:41 am to el Gaucho
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The contrarian argument of “none of y’all’s kids will ever do anything noteworthy in football unless you married a 300 pound bogalusan” needs to be posted more here
she aint no 300 lbs bro and with a breading partner like that, it could be any sport or any type of field really. might produce a brain surgeon or someone that cures cancer or a pro baseball player or you might just get to marry someone that is way out your league. All should be acceptable terms to the young BAWS of the OT.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:51 am to OffTheRails
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starting OL for Nicholls State
Some of you might see her in real life if you go to some Nicholls games

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