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re: Why does Rachel Pizzolato not get more love here?

Posted on 6/13/25 at 7:40 am to
Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
Member since Nov 2004
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Posted on 6/13/25 at 7:40 am to
quote:

Pizzolato


That’s a NOLA area Sicilian name for sure.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
23458 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 7:52 am to
Forgot to include her website


https://beautyandbrainswithatwist.com/


Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
8759 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:01 am to
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she won the national STEM science fair by constructing a wind tunnel to measure the energy created by passing automobiles.


So you're saying she looks hot in glasses
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
57036 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:06 am to
She says she has brains but she believes in “cte” and not more sensible explanations like “dumb and violent people tend to play football” or “we don’t care if your head hurts you get paid millions to play a game meant for little kids when God intended for you to pour concrete for a living”


Also she met Obama and didn’t ask to see his birth certificate
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
96537 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:13 am to
you don't believe in CTE?
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:15 am to
How do they know football players don’t have smooth brains to begin with? Even the ones that don’t make it all the way end up selling insurance
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3865 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:16 am to
Beauty and brains. We definitely need to maximize her involvement in the gene pool.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
35063 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:18 am to
quote:

She is from Metairie. Was eligible to enter and win Preteen Baton Rouge, also New Orleans. She was a foot taller than the other contestants then and is 6'1" or so now. Her brother played football for Curtis and was a starting OL for Nicholls State against LSU last year.

Edit: to add she was a national champion gymnast at eleven, and met President Obama because she won the national STEM science fair by constructing a wind tunnel to measure the energy created by passing automobiles.


straight breading material...like one of you young bucks that are 6'3 or so....yall need to be on the hunt ASAP. Better have been a good athlete though....dont frick up her off spring with shite genetics.


but yea.....tall, beautiful, looks classy with no tats and no only fans and she was athletic and smart AF......how the frick hasnt someone snatched her up yet?
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
10553 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:24 am to
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Even the ones that don’t make it all the way end up selling insurance


Insurance agents are often rolling in dough. But then there's LaRon Landry stupid.
Posted by el Gaucho
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Member since Dec 2010
57036 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:28 am to
Oh to live in a civilization where every man aspires to raise sons that carry an extra 30 pounds of fat all their lives and need back surgery at 40 years old all for the glory of playing football at a 2a school in high school and maybe receiving a partial scholarship at a directional university


Who needs philosophers and diplomats
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
53199 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:29 am to
Why are abs poking out like that? Very strange
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
35063 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:30 am to
quote:

Oh to live in a civilization where every man aspires to raise sons that carry an extra 30 pounds of fat all their lives and need back surgery at 40 years old all for the glory of playing football at a 2a school in high school and maybe receiving a partial scholarship at a directional university


Who needs philosophers and diplomats


a lot better than marrying a 5' blonde baddie with an attitude problem that no longer gives blow jobs after the first kid.

i know your shite Gaucho....but its friday...i will rip your balls off and feed them to your dog bitch.
Posted by schatman
Montana
Member since Nov 2018
2928 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:34 am to
Looks like she has that Jewel snaggletooth.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
22100 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:36 am to
quote:

She any kin to the Pizzolatos who own Tony's Seafood?


She isn’t from Baton Rouge. She is from Metry. Went to John Curtis.
Posted by el Gaucho
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Member since Dec 2010
57036 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:38 am to
The contrarian argument of “none of y’all’s kids will ever do anything noteworthy in football unless you married a 300 pound bogalusan” needs to be posted more here
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
23458 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:39 am to
quote:

So you're saying she looks hot in glasses


She will dress up for you







Which OT member is this sporting the Saints shirt.


Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
23458 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:40 am to
quote:

Also she met Obama and didn’t ask to see his birth certificate


Gaucho bringing a truth bomb, that is going deduct a few tenths off her rating
Posted by themetalreb
Mississippi
Member since Sep 2018
6095 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:41 am to
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el Gaucho


As usual for you, well thought out, reasonable posts….we are proud to have you here***
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
35063 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:41 am to
quote:


The contrarian argument of “none of y’all’s kids will ever do anything noteworthy in football unless you married a 300 pound bogalusan” needs to be posted more here


she aint no 300 lbs bro and with a breading partner like that, it could be any sport or any type of field really. might produce a brain surgeon or someone that cures cancer or a pro baseball player or you might just get to marry someone that is way out your league. All should be acceptable terms to the young BAWS of the OT.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
23458 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:51 am to
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starting OL for Nicholls State


Some of you might see her in real life if you go to some Nicholls games

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