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re: Why does my Publix receipt need to be a foot long for 3 tomatoes and 2 cucumbers?

Posted on 8/31/25 at 7:49 pm to
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30793 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 7:49 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71794 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 7:50 pm to
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Obliviously because you touch yourself at night.


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That's true, but I don't see how it's connected.


Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52888 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 7:55 pm to
I just tell them I don't want the receipt if there's a zero percent chance I'm going to return the item. Maybe I'll take it on a new TV. I'd say I tell them to toss it 97% of the time.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76169 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 7:59 pm to
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Making a sauce and the wife getting lucky??


Close, DD. The wife is making the sauce and the OP is getting 'lucky'...
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
50595 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 7:59 pm to
Most people these days say no receipt please
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30793 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 8:02 pm to
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Most people these days say no receipt please

The cashier handed it to me and I just took it out of habit.
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
3392 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 8:08 pm to
Grew up in Florida, Publix was my first real job. I like the cleanliness and selection of items.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19412 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 8:11 pm to
To help you understand exactly what you bought
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27199 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 8:15 pm to
You got them curvy cucumbers didn’t you ?
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30793 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 8:17 pm to
I always get the straight ones. They're easier to peel.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133007 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 8:27 pm to
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The receipt is honestly 1 foot long.


How long is the cucumber? Homewrecker?
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
4932 posts
Posted on 8/31/25 at 9:52 pm to
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Close, DD. The wife is making the sauce and the OP is getting 'lucky'...


you’re probably right.

This post was edited on 8/31/25 at 9:54 pm
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84484 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 6:12 am to
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If you want a longer one, go to a CVS and by toothpaste.
Or Walgreens or Rite Aid. We're talking 24"-36" worth of receipts

Posted by John Casey
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
3642 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 8:10 am to
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If you want a longer one, go to a CVS and by toothpaste


CVS allowing the no receipt and e-mail receipt options at self checkout has allowed me to save so many trees.
Posted by nola tiger lsu
Member since Nov 2007
6849 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 8:24 am to
Cause Covid
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19226 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 9:21 am to
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If you want a longer one, go to a CVS and by toothpaste.



No shite. Last time I was in CVS I picked up 1 tube of nasal spray that cost right at $4, paid cash at the checkout and got a receipt I could have got a good start on my biography on.
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
3101 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 9:47 am to
What difference does it make?
Posted by sabbertooth
A Distant Planet
Member since Sep 2006
5972 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 9:51 am to
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CVS says hold my beer


I got a 3 foot CVS receipt the other day.
Winn Dixie is even worse.
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9914 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 10:04 am to
You paid $7 for 3 tomatoes and 2 cucumbers?
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30793 posts
Posted on 9/1/25 at 11:49 am to
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You paid $7 for 3 tomatoes and 2 cucumbers?

Yeah, way too much, but they were very large beefsteak tomatoes.
Publix is expensive, but they were open and on my way home. Quick run in and get out fast situation.
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