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Posted on 8/31/25 at 7:50 pm to auggie
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Obliviously because you touch yourself at night.
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That's true, but I don't see how it's connected.

Posted on 8/31/25 at 7:55 pm to auggie
I just tell them I don't want the receipt if there's a zero percent chance I'm going to return the item. Maybe I'll take it on a new TV. I'd say I tell them to toss it 97% of the time.
Posted on 8/31/25 at 7:59 pm to DarkDrifter
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Making a sauce and the wife getting lucky??
Close, DD. The wife is making the sauce and the OP is getting 'lucky'...
Posted on 8/31/25 at 7:59 pm to auggie
Most people these days say no receipt please
Posted on 8/31/25 at 8:02 pm to UltimaParadox
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Most people these days say no receipt please
The cashier handed it to me and I just took it out of habit.
Posted on 8/31/25 at 8:08 pm to auggie
Grew up in Florida, Publix was my first real job. I like the cleanliness and selection of items.
Posted on 8/31/25 at 8:11 pm to auggie
To help you understand exactly what you bought
Posted on 8/31/25 at 8:15 pm to auggie
You got them curvy cucumbers didn’t you ?
Posted on 8/31/25 at 8:17 pm to The Torch
I always get the straight ones. They're easier to peel.
Posted on 8/31/25 at 8:27 pm to auggie
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The receipt is honestly 1 foot long.
How long is the cucumber? Homewrecker?
Posted on 8/31/25 at 9:52 pm to LCA131
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Close, DD. The wife is making the sauce and the OP is getting 'lucky'...
This post was edited on 8/31/25 at 9:54 pm
Posted on 9/1/25 at 6:12 am to Deplorableinohio
quote:Or Walgreens or Rite Aid. We're talking 24"-36" worth of receipts
If you want a longer one, go to a CVS and by toothpaste.
Posted on 9/1/25 at 8:10 am to Deplorableinohio
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If you want a longer one, go to a CVS and by toothpaste
CVS allowing the no receipt and e-mail receipt options at self checkout has allowed me to save so many trees.
Posted on 9/1/25 at 9:21 am to Deplorableinohio
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If you want a longer one, go to a CVS and by toothpaste.
No shite. Last time I was in CVS I picked up 1 tube of nasal spray that cost right at $4, paid cash at the checkout and got a receipt I could have got a good start on my biography on.
Posted on 9/1/25 at 9:51 am to SG_Geaux
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CVS says hold my beer
I got a 3 foot CVS receipt the other day.
Winn Dixie is even worse.
Posted on 9/1/25 at 10:04 am to auggie
You paid $7 for 3 tomatoes and 2 cucumbers?
Posted on 9/1/25 at 11:49 am to ClientNumber9
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You paid $7 for 3 tomatoes and 2 cucumbers?
Yeah, way too much, but they were very large beefsteak tomatoes.
Publix is expensive, but they were open and on my way home. Quick run in and get out fast situation.
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