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re: Why does Mark Zuckerberg look aged and stressed these days?

Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:11 pm to
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72976 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:11 pm to
He knows it’s all coming to a head in May, 2040. Building an underground bunker in Hawaii. Archaix.com and Archaix YouTube channel will get you up to speed.
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2365 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:13 pm to
It's probably been a while since he's been able to hang out in his backyard and smoke some meats.
Posted by LootieandtheBlowfish
Houston/BR
Member since Aug 2021
562 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:17 pm to
You ever run cattle baw? He’s a cowboy now.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260902 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Robots need upkeep



Might have a short, draining off power.

He requires an annual abduction, probing and recharge.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

ude wrote a precursor to Pandora in grade school and rapidity built a rep as a programming prodigy as a freshman at Harvard


Privateer 2007 says those Harvard kids don’t hold a candle to UNO grads
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17194 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:45 pm to
Lizard lifespans can vary but most are short lived.
Posted by the4thgen
Dallas, tx
Member since Sep 2010
1780 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

I don't think he's really all that smart.
I think he lucked into Facebook a bit.
He seems to be getting put on the spot more nowadays. That's probably really stressful for him.
Musk is truly smart AF, so it doesn't faze him.

Just my opinion.



Are you forming this opinion from the fourth deck of your mega-yacht in the Mediterranean? You think trillion dollar companies just fall out of the sky and land on random nerds by fricking happenstance? My god people are fricking stupid.
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
13267 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 2:56 pm to
Hes dug himself a big hole with the fbi so im sure smoking meat occasionally doesnt relieve the stress he’s under.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43155 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 3:00 pm to
Facebook is 20+ years old
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7657 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 3:06 pm to
He’s getting older. Also, and this is just a guess, but being a soulless, immoral POS probably ages people too
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
18050 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 3:22 pm to
He’s starting to feel guilty about the vaccine he was pushing. He knows it’s some bad shite.
Posted by Bow08tie
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
4224 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 3:38 pm to
He's realized that the $100+ million underground bunker/home he`s having built in Hawaii isn't going to save him in the end.
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
8967 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

Why does Mark Zuckerberg look aged and stressed these days?



Ozempic face
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9723 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 4:09 pm to
Probably because he dumped a frick ton of money into the Metaverse and no one gives a frick.
Posted by TigerNAtux
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
17112 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 4:42 pm to
Well it definitely ain’t because he’s scared of that arse-clown Lindsay fricking Graham.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
3320 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 5:27 pm to
Because he’s Rand Paul
Posted by Zander Kelley
Member since Jan 2024
346 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 5:29 pm to
Winter is a tough time for lizard people. Their tropic nature fails them during the colder months.
Posted by Privateer 2007
Member since Jan 2020
6202 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 5:47 pm to
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UNO grad...Harvard doesn't hold candle


I got offered from cal tech, Yale, Columbia, brown, etc.

However, ivy and cal tech offer zero athletic $$. It's all need based. My parents were well off but not rich. So, I'd get $0. But, couldn't just cut $40k checks for tuition as if it was nothing.
I took my ride to UNO.

Stop sucking off Harvard etc grads.
Didn't Fauci go there?
He's a fricking moron.
Many other examples.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9225 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 6:05 pm to
The cold of winter dries his skin out. Most lizards hibernate during the winter, but he doesn’t have that option.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90718 posts
Posted on 1/31/24 at 6:30 pm to
Coke habit


Look at the deviated septum
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