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re: Why do we have butt cracks instead of just butt holes?
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:03 pm to cbree88
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:03 pm to cbree88
Not sure about the butt crack but I had a doctor explain to me the evolutionary theory behind why your turds are tapered on the ends. He said it was to keep your a-hole from slamming shut when you take a crap.
I told him knowledge like that is why he gets paid the big bucks.
I told him knowledge like that is why he gets paid the big bucks.
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Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:04 pm to Obtuse1
Which is my whole point. We walk upright, causing the mass of our muscles to evolve around the bottom half. Which is why a human’s leg muscles are going to Almost always far outperform their arm muscles.
We are bipedal, versus an animal that, say, swings From their arms in trees.
We are bipedal, versus an animal that, say, swings From their arms in trees.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:05 pm to cbree88
Keeps the thong centered.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:14 pm to cbree88
When you kiss someone you both, in essence, are creating one long tube connecting two buttholes indirectly.
I also am high OP
I also am high OP
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:22 pm to cbree88
I just feel like this gif belongs in this thread
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:23 pm to jaytothen
That’s why I’m not afraid to French kiss that bhole
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:53 pm to cbree88
quote:
Is it to protect the hole so that nothing gets into it
Yes.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 12:22 am to cbree88
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What’s the evolutionary advantage of humans having an entire butt crack in addition to the butt hole? Is it to protect the hole so that nothing gets into it? Most animals seem to just have a hole.
Maybe the hole also helps us to be more stable and comfortable when sitting down?
I mean, could have ended up with long buttcheeks. That would be weird.
...or would it if everyone had them.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 1:32 am to cbree88
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Is it to protect the hole so that nothing gets into it?
If this is true, my dog makes zero effort to shield his butthole. He struts around the house with it totally exposed.
Holy shite I just now realized he’s probably gay! Should I have him put down? Or will a regular regimen of open palm beatings cure him of the ghey?
This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 1:33 am
Posted on 1/13/22 at 1:56 am to cbree88
"watch out for your cornhole bud"
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:02 am to StormTiger
A dick gets hard without a bone in it the same way an arse bites off a turd with no teeth. Just another of life’s unexplained miracles
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:17 am to cbree88
So this guy could have a business
Posted on 1/13/22 at 3:39 am to cbree88
Why is our hole located mid body? I'd prefer it a little further down.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 5:38 am to cbree88
Because we need the cushioning when clapping cheeks.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 5:56 am to cbree88
These are the real questions of our times...Aristotle, Socrates, Plato.....fricking morons.
and never get involved in a land war in Asia.
and never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 6:20 am to cbree88
I think the belly button is a bigger mystery than the butt crack.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 6:20 am to cbree88
My guess is the butt cracks are extenstions of your legs. But never really considered it lol.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 6:23 am to cbree88
When upright the cheeks cover your anus to keep flies and other pests off and from burrowing inside u expectedly. If we had a tail it may have been different.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 6:26 am to cbree88
We're bipedal, not quadrupedal. There seems to be a lot of advantage for independent movement of the legs with the current design.
Plus, yoga pants.
Plus, yoga pants.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 6:47 am to Ace Midnight
If you’ve ever banged a chick doggy style, you’d know that the butt muscles stretch and thin out exposing the anus. More similar to an animal that walks on 4 legs.
I don’t think the muscles evolved to protect the anus. The muscles evolved and the anus was just hidden more as a secondary reaction.
I don’t think the muscles evolved to protect the anus. The muscles evolved and the anus was just hidden more as a secondary reaction.
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