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re: Why do some people take 40 minutes on the toilet?
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:07 am to Kafka
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:07 am to Kafka
As you're sitting in that position, your sphincter is contracting as you sit there, increasing pressure in the veins and blood vessels. You're risking getting a thrombosed hemorrhoid.
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Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:08 am to tiggerthetooth
Good time to play games on the phone or read something... No need to rush
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:09 am to tiggerthetooth
40 minutes seems like an exaggeration. I have spent about 20 minutes on the throne, mostly when my kids were younger and I wanted some goddamn peace and quiet on a weekend morning.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:09 am to WoWyHi
quote:I have them already
You're risking getting a thrombosed hemorrhoid
the peace and quiet is worth it
are worth it
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:10 am to SDVTiger
quote:
Your employees are just trying to get out of working for an hour
I guess that's why he start heaving and breathing heavily every time someone walks in. Probably a part of the act. Although breathing like that for so long will probably make him pass out.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:10 am to tiggerthetooth
I only spend about 2-3 mins taking a shite.. if it's a particularly rough one MAYBE 5-6 minutes. I've never understood it either, other than people are literally just sitting on the shitter looking at their phones and they've already finished their business.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:12 am to southpawcock
quote:
I only spend about 2-3 mins taking a shite.. if it's a particularly rough one MAYBE 5-6 minutes. I've never understood it either, other than people are literally just sitting on the shitter looking at their phones and they've already finished their business.
I like to ease things out and make sure I’m fully done. 2 minute dumps are the way you get hangers that become emergencies later on.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:13 am to tiggerthetooth
My goal is 15 min when I am at work. Twice a day. Its my way of getting my break since I dont smoke.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:14 am to tiggerthetooth
I'll never understand why someone wants to sit on a toilet and smell their own shite for 30 minutes, especially a public toilet.
I sit down, shite flies out in 5 seconds, wait 5-10 more seconds to make sure there's nothing left, bidet my arse, gently dry arse, wash hands, and out in about 2 minutes. That happens about 95% of the time for me.
I can probably count on one hand how many times i shite outside of my home bathroom toilet each year.
I sit down, shite flies out in 5 seconds, wait 5-10 more seconds to make sure there's nothing left, bidet my arse, gently dry arse, wash hands, and out in about 2 minutes. That happens about 95% of the time for me.
I can probably count on one hand how many times i shite outside of my home bathroom toilet each year.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:14 am to The Pirate King
quote:so 2 minutes is too short and 40 minutes is too long? That would make 21 minutes the ideal time?
2 minute dumps are the way you get hangers that become emergencies later on
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:14 am to The Pirate King
quote:
I need that time to look at porn and jack off
Its not the same without the smells.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:14 am to auzach91
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Its my way of getting my break since I dont smoke.
Rookie move.
If you smoke, you get the smoke break, plus the impending dump.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:15 am to Kafka
quote:
so 2 minutes is too short and 40 minutes is too long? That would make 21 minutes the ideal time?
Honestly 20 minutes is about the perfect amount of time.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:17 am to tiggerthetooth
It's the only place I can find some alone time.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:17 am to TeddyPadillac
quote:When I was at LSU I knew a guy who claimed he had never taken a shite away from his house.
I can probably count on one hand how many times i shite outside of my home bathroom toilet each year
Please don't ask how this came up in conversation.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:18 am to tiggerthetooth
Because TigerDroppings
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:21 am to tiggerthetooth
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:25 am to Kafka
quote:
When I was at LSU I knew a guy who claimed he had never taken a shite away from his house.
When I briefly worked outside sales, I had an internal inventory of which public places had the best shitting environs.
Hotel lobbies were the best. Grocery stores were second.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:29 am to The Spleen
quote:
I had an internal inventory of which public places had the best shitting environs.
:costanza:
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:31 am to tiggerthetooth
Need more bulk in diet.
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