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Why do some people take 40 minutes on the toilet?
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:00 am
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:00 am
If you have to do this everytime there's something wrong with your arse. Who could possibly need that much time to evacuate your bowels?
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:00 am to tiggerthetooth
*typing this from the shitter
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:01 am to tiggerthetooth
Your employees are just trying to get out of working for an hour
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:01 am to tiggerthetooth
boss makes a dollar
i make a dime
that's why i shite
on company time
i make a dime
that's why i shite
on company time
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:01 am to tiggerthetooth
I need that time to look at porn and jack off
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:01 am to tiggerthetooth
Not to mention it makes hemorrhoids
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:01 am to tiggerthetooth
Ever take a nap on the shitter? Multi-tasking is legit
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:01 am to tiggerthetooth
Install motion sensor light switches.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:01 am to tiggerthetooth
Gonna get raging hemorrhoids sitting on a toilet that long.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:02 am to tiggerthetooth
Stop worrying about other peoples shite...
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:02 am to tiggerthetooth
Because there are few pleasures in life to equal getting by yourself and taking a nice long satisfying shite
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:03 am to tiggerthetooth
Gotta get that evil out.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:03 am to tiggerthetooth
1. Cell phones and spicy memes have increased the average time
2. For some it is the only spot they can get any peace
2. For some it is the only spot they can get any peace
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:04 am to Kafka
Baw, if you're spending 40 minutes on the toilet, you got issues. And seriously, you're gonna get a bad case of the roids.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:04 am to tiggerthetooth
extra work break, baw.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:05 am to tiggerthetooth
Cuz I keep hitting refresh on the OT.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:05 am to tiggerthetooth
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This post was edited on 1/9/20 at 10:06 am
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:06 am to tiggerthetooth
I take multiple 40 minute craps per day.
Those are precious moments that I'm not bothered.
Those are precious moments that I'm not bothered.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:06 am to WoWyHi
20 seconds to shite
the rest is peaceful contemplation
the rest is peaceful contemplation
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