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re: Why do some guys hate fake breasts?

Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:30 pm to
Posted by gadknot
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:30 pm to
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:30 pm to
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I’ve no issue with them, visually, but they feel awful in the hand. Ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby…


Fake ones feel like sandbags.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:31 pm to
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Why do some guys hate fake breasts?
They arent bad at all.



Do you get a tent when perusing the paint sundries aisle at Home Depot and happen upon the silicone caulk?

Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:32 pm to
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I would be pissed if most guys stuffed socks in their pants . . .



But fake boobs are not a stuffed bra. They are tangible boobs that exist and can be touched.

Never understood fake boob hate. I would have totally gotten them had I needed them.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:33 pm to
I know a ring girl who has sensational augmented breasts. They look great. Of course, she went for solid C's rather than the giant ones.

Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:34 pm to
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I would be pissed if most guys stuffed socks in their pants . . .
quote:

But fake boobs are not a stuffed bra. They are tangible boobs that exist and can be touched.


Bingo

Posted by gadknot
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:37 pm to
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Never understood fake boob hate.


one of the bizarre mysteries of the OT
Posted by Cole Beer
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:38 pm to
Hate is a strong word, but much prefer naturals
Posted by Pettifogger
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Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:39 pm to
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Sorry, but I don't agree there is some grand and profound symbolism between artificial breasts and the philosophy of genuine life.

It's obviously psychological, and your answer is actually a decent theory when I think about it.

I just don't agree with it, I feel it's just a personal preference and doesn't need some deep dive into why, not all things do.


It's cool, you can disagree
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:39 pm to
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ETA: Buyer beware though. 80% of the guys I know who bought fake tits for their cougar wives ended up divorced.


80%?!



I think we'll be fine.
yea thats a common internet fearmongering stat that has no basis.
This post was edited on 7/19/21 at 3:40 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:45 pm to
I dated one girl with bolt ons. It didn't bother me much. She said she was really flat growing up and self conscious about it.
Posted by jfw3535
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Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:48 pm to
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Why do some guys hate fake breasts?

Because they're not breasts. They're bags of silicone or saline or whatever. If I wanted to play with water balloons, I don't need to find a woman for that.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:50 pm to
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Because they're not breasts. They're bags of silicone or saline or whatever. If I wanted to play with water balloons, I don't need to find a woman for that.


Ah, to be young and clueless
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21379 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:54 pm to
Had a female friend that had absolutely nothing. she went and just wanted maybe a double A. Doc said he couldn't do anything....her skin was tight and there was no way he could do any implant at all. (this was 20 years ago).
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:54 pm to
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When fakes are too big, and they barely move at all and look like two softballs on your chest,



Posted by goldennugget
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Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:55 pm to
I dated a girl in Kentucky who had them. They were not bad. The thing is she got a size that was proportional to her body type and didn't make her look silly, cartoonish or top heavy.

It helped with her self esteem and body image. She was pretty flat chested before.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90453 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:56 pm to
makeup-thats not their face
nails-not theirs
bra-thats not how their boobs look
yoga pants-thats not how their arse or legs look
hair-usually not how it looks natural

i mean girls going out are basically putting on a costume and youre complaining about an actual part of their body that is what it is
Posted by Ryan3232
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 7/19/21 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20023 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 4:04 pm to
They just don’t feel like “bags of sand” like I’m used to feeling……you know…..when having…..sex!
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