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re: Why do people rush to be first to board a plane?

Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:56 am to
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:56 am to
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I hate this and people who swing their stupid overstuffed backpacks into you when they are getting on the plane. frick them.


I so hate that as well. I usually see it coming and push their bag away from me before it hits me.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:03 am to
To get the free giveaways.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8066 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:04 am to
People still shouldn't be rushing on SW though right? You still get your group before, while it is open seating it is not like all 140 people are in a mad dash to get a seat.

And most SW check in people will tell someone if they are out of order which I like.

Also people flying SW for the first time is a shite show sometimes, they just can't comprehend they don't have a seat number. I've seen many people looking for seat B31 hahaha.
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 10:08 am
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51666 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:05 am to
Everyone considers everyone else to be a slow-arse so they all try to beat each other to be the first slow-arse so no one else will be in their way.

I don't know about other airlines but JetBlue loads passengers back-to-front by sections (ie: rows 20-15, then rows 14-10, etc). If I'm not boarding with the crew and not worried about catching a connecting flight, I like to get a seat in the back. You get on early when there's plenty of bin space and then you can take your time getting ready to leave while everyone else is spazzing out. I can usually get a few text messages, a round of Words With Friends and even a phone call done while everyone else is all up in each others' way.

This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 10:06 am
Posted by BoxmanTiger
Ohio
Member since Dec 2013
666 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:05 am to
Definitely overhead bins. If it's a large flight usually not a problem, but smaller planes have really small bins especially delta.
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3504 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:09 am to
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Pay the $12 for the early bird boarding on SW.



I always book business select on SW. My last trip, I get on with A-1. I like the left handed aisle seat in the first row. Guy is in the window seat, about my size (I'm OT fat, but fit in a fricking seat, have a long piece of seatbelt left over, and could lose 20lbs). As the plane is filling up, a real fat guy gets on. As soon as I saw he had no bag, I was like "oh frick." Dude wedges himself in between us, then proceeded to talk the entire flight about Christian bullshite.

Same trip, different flight, I somehow end up in the 4th rows, aisle seat. A nice older lady was at the window. Some dumb frick gets on, and sits in between us as the attendant is announcing the plane is not full, plenty of non-middle seats, etc.

In both situations, I just made myself solid and refused to give up the armrest/space. But you gotta wonder, why the frick would someone choose a middle seat like that when there are empty aisle and window seats?
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:10 am to
if you aint first, you last
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46643 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:12 am to
I hit both mqm bonuses now I am married
Posted by nolatiger711
Metairie, LA
Member since Oct 2009
767 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:12 am to
I like to board early to be able to lock in my son's car seat and have everything placed strategically. I know to grab a seat belt extender right away and my son sits on my seat while I strap his in. The plane has never waited on us. I also wait to be the last off with him, so his short legs don't hold people up. I usually book 1-1.5 connections to take my time.
Posted by barry
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
50346 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:14 am to
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I so hate that as well. I usually see it coming and push their bag away from me before it hits me.


There are generally two types of people who fly.

People who fly all the time and people who never fly. So they inexperienced ones are always pissing us off.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39584 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:19 am to
Some people aren't very nice to the chivalrous among us.

I also get stank eye when carrying my bag and my fiancée's. I think everyone thinks I'm cheating or something. I promise the red designer looking bag isn't mine.

I pride myself on my efficiency however so they can suck a bag of dicks
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 10:20 am
Posted by flvelo12
Palm Harbor, Florida
Member since Jan 2012
3319 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:19 am to
quote:

People still shouldn't be rushing on SW though right? You still get your group before, while it is open seating it is not like all 140 people are in a mad dash to get a seat. And most SW check in people will tell someone if they are out of order which I like. Also people flying SW for the first time is a shite show sometimes, they just can't comprehend they don't have a seat number. I've seen many people looking for seat B31 hahaha.


All of this.
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7612 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:21 am to
quote:

There are generally two types of people who fly.

People who fly all the time and people who never fly. So they inexperienced ones are always pissing us off.


Truer words have never been spoken.
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3504 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:33 am to
quote:

Also people flying SW for the first time is a shite show sometimes, they just can't comprehend they don't have a seat number. I've seen many people looking for seat B31 hahaha.


The same people will line up for that B-15 slot about 1.5 hours before the flight.

In fact, an even better question is - why do people rush to stand in line, when every airline either has assigned seating and boards by row, or has the SW process? No one is really rushing to be first, they're just rushing to get in line. It's cray
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:34 am to
Having to gate check a carry on is usually music to my ears. You mean I don't have carry this shite through the airport for my connecting flight? Sign me up.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:35 am to
quote:

They won't ever sub bacon for ham though
Did you join the wrong club or something?

There's got to be a Bacon Sandwich Medallion club...
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120305 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:38 am to
I should retitle this thread "white people problems"
Posted by ZereauxSum
Lot 23E
Member since Nov 2008
10176 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:41 am to
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Definitely overhead bins. If it's a large flight usually not a problem, but smaller planes have really small bins especially delta.


This. I fly delta for work mainly and they never have enough overhead space.

If I'm sharing a rental with coworkers or my boss, I don't want to be the lame arse holding everyone up from eating/getting to the hotel because I need to stand around in baggage claims for half an hour.
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
16947 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:41 am to
We always have our kid, so it's easier to get settled, get the stroller gate checked... And we get to piss off all those "elites" by boarding first in front of them
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46643 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:44 am to
I don't fly enough. It's Canadian Bacon, Ham, Sausage, and then Bacon medallion levels
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