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Why do people name their kids weird stuff?

Posted on 2/18/18 at 12:37 am
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 2/18/18 at 12:37 am
My friend and his wife are expecting their first son here soon and they started asking me my opinion on what they should name him. They had apparently narrowed it down to two. The first name they decided was Terrance, but pronounced tare-ONCE because it’s French (how pretentious of them). The second name they chose was Van Gammon, which is his MIL’s maiden name. Still never even heard that as a last name before. I didn’t want to be rude, but I straight up told them neither and asked them why they would do that shite to their kid? He’s gotta live with either of those names for the rest of his life. Terrible stuff man, people just need to name their kids normal names.
This post was edited on 2/18/18 at 12:42 am
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 2/18/18 at 12:38 am to
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Why do people name their kids weird stuff?


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Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16168 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 12:46 am to
White people have become as bad as blacks with the stupid names.
Posted by BourbonSocietyBR
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2015
543 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 12:52 am to
My middle name is Juedeman which was my grandma’s maiden name. Honestly, I’ve always liked having a unique middle name plus my grandma always loved me most because of it. Totally normal first name though so I got that going for me at least.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 12:56 am to
La-a will turn out just fine! Lemonjello says so!
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 12:59 am to
I met a couple with a daughter name hermione, like Harry Potter
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 1:06 am to
Have a generic name. But way I see it is weird name is okay if family name. Weird name to be unique is trashy
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141632 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 1:10 am to
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Why do people name their kids weird stuff?
wypipo = pretentious twits

blacks = we wuz kingz and shite
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34936 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 1:15 am to
If your name doesn't have Roman numerals you're trashy.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47354 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 1:16 am to
Poor child.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 1:19 am to
*kangz
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45703 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 1:22 am to
Wasn't that long ago that poster Zach would post a weekly list of funny names from the arrest records in Caddo Parish.

Some of that was pure gold.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 1:35 am to
I know two different couples who named their kid Khaleesi, after the character from Game of Thrones. TWO.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 1:58 am to
Dakota, Chey-Anne, Mohamed, Christian, Trapper, Duke, etc
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11306 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 2:17 am to
Thanks to Pinterest, country girls have taken the lead over ghetto baby names.... it's really not eleven close anymore
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
48792 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 2:19 am to
A couple I know named their kid Sampson.

Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57240 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 2:28 am to
They want to be cute, unique and different. Poor kids.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 3:21 am to
Alabama had a RB long ago, named Saran Stacy, named after Saran Wrap.
I worked with a girl once. She named her daughter La Quinta, after the hotel chain.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20062 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 5:43 am to
Name the child after the father, Tyrone
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123903 posts
Posted on 2/18/18 at 5:45 am to
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