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Why do people buy cheap toilet paper?

Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:30 pm
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:30 pm
I just used an entire roll of cheapo toilet paper and then some to wipe away turd debris when it prob could’ve been done with three wipes from a more absorbent brand.

You’re not saving any money people!!!!
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34783 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:31 pm to
In my college years, we use to steal cheap toilet paper from the dorms...

We didn't actually buy it...
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 1:32 pm
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39644 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:31 pm to
I don’t associate with people who buy bad toilet paper


It’s the dumbest thing ever. Good stuff isn’t even that expensive
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 1:32 pm
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30617 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

I just used an entire roll of cheapo toilet paper and then some


damn, you might need to see a doctor about that
Posted by jennyjones
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Apr 2006
9996 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Why do people buy cheap toilet paper?


IDK. They make some good shite in Port Hudson.

What kind do you use?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:32 pm to
To save money so they can buy cigarettes
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69240 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

To save money so they can buy cigarettes


And lottery tickets
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14269 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:34 pm to
Why do people buy toilet paper at all? We installed a bidet, and after about a month of making sure it was getting the job done, I haven't had to wipe my arse at all unless the air dryer didn't fully take care of the wet spots.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:35 pm to
I do all my shitting at work, so I don’t have much control over it


Costco brand at the house which is quite a bit nicer than the work TP
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5160 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:36 pm to
nothing is worse than having to use the ole John Wayne toilet paper
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7274 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:36 pm to
In high school I had a friend with a hoarder for a mom. She would go to this salvage store and buy all sorts of stuff in bulk. One time she bought cases and cases of this one ply toilet paper. So much that they didnt buy regular toilet paper for like 5 years. When i slept at his house I brought my own TP.
Posted by jennyjones
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Apr 2006
9996 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Costco brand at the house which is quite a bit nicer than the work TP


This is actually produced in Port Hudson, the Home of porthudsonplaya
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:40 pm to
Single ply toilet paper is a crime against humanity.

Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:41 pm to
And if you're not buying Cottonelle with Aloe Vera, you're missing out.

Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11248 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

It’s the dumbest thing ever. Good stuff isn’t even that expensive



Charmin Ultra soft is legit and is what gets put out at the house for general use but the gold standard butt wipe is that witch hazel wet wipe stuff made for the hemorrhoid sufferers. That stuff is blissful.
Posted by Pitch To Johnny
Houston
Member since Jun 2015
4243 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

And if you're not buying Cottonelle with Aloe Vera, you're missing out.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24319 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:45 pm to
I went to a friend's camp where they had cheap toilet paper. I told the friend's mom jokingly that they needed to step up their TP game. She said, "I've never heard of the toilet paper game".
Posted by 995webmaster
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2007
3780 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

Why do people buy cheap toilet paper?


To discourage baws like the OP from dropping a deuce in my bathroom.
Posted by jennyjones
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Apr 2006
9996 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

I told the friend's mom jokingly that they needed to step up their TP game. She said, "I've never heard of the toilet paper game".


Your mom's friend sounds like a dumb count
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

nothing is worse than having to use the ole John Wayne toilet paper
You mean this stuff?

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