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re: Why do girls not like short guys?
Posted on 6/19/16 at 12:54 pm to JimMorrison
Posted on 6/19/16 at 12:54 pm to JimMorrison
I have tiny hands so I can be able to reach for things in small openings that only I can get in to.
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Posted on 6/19/16 at 12:54 pm to JimMorrison
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Lol like what?
Getting through crowds.
Becoming a jockey.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 12:54 pm to Macintosh
quote:good news you wont need a long rope to hang yourself
Macintosh504
its not about stature its about character
grow a pair
Posted on 6/19/16 at 12:56 pm to JimMorrison
You don't need the extra leg room on planes and you can fit in your amazon wife's luggage. Do you even short stack bruh?
Posted on 6/19/16 at 12:56 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:wouldn't it not matter if it's long since I still wouldn't reach the floor? Your logic is retarded. Tall people are the ones that would use a shorter rope. Dumb Mexican education.
good news you wont need a long rope to hang yourself
Posted on 6/19/16 at 12:57 pm to OMLandshark
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Getting through crowds.
False
quote:
Becoming a jockey.
Are you a jockey?
Posted on 6/19/16 at 12:58 pm to Jorts R Us
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You don't need the extra leg room on planes
Valid point if you're flying economy
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Do you even short stack bruh?
Wut
Posted on 6/19/16 at 1:00 pm to JimMorrison
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You don't need the extra leg room on planes
Valid point if you're flying economy
Well, short men are usually poors, so...
Posted on 6/19/16 at 1:00 pm to JimMorrison
Double post. Doh!
This post was edited on 6/19/16 at 1:01 pm
Posted on 6/19/16 at 1:13 pm to Jorts R Us
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Well, short men are usually poors, so...
I don't know if there is any correlation among this. Aren't Napoleon Complexed individuals evil masterminds who are taking over the world?
Posted on 6/19/16 at 1:14 pm to OMLandshark
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it is a bit dishonest to think a short guy has the same chance with a girl as a tall guy does with all things being equal.
If height is the sole issue, it seems that's the girl's problem, not the short guy's. Not all short girls prefer guys that tower over them either.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 1:17 pm to Macintosh
It's because you also have short wieners.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 1:26 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
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It's because you also have short wieners
Lol. Ron J and James D say GTFO.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 1:28 pm to JimMorrison
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Getting through crowds.
I'm just going to add another note for this
It's not easier for short people to get through crowds because they can't see where they're going!
Posted on 6/19/16 at 1:30 pm to nvasil1
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Not all short girls prefer guys that tower over them either.
That's a good point as well. Can't say I'm particularly attracted to girls 4 inches or more taller than me. Don't like the thought of someone outside of heels not being able to kiss without her leaning down.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 1:30 pm to JimMorrison
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It's not easier for short people to get through crowds because they can't see where they're going!
It's easier than you think. The point is that people can't see me.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 1:32 pm to OMLandshark
So it's like a hobbit walking in the forest?
Posted on 6/19/16 at 1:33 pm to nvasil1
I find it odd dating girls that are under like 5'4. It just feels weird to be looking so far down at them all of the time. Macintosh can have the midgets. I'll take the 5'4 to 5'9 broads
Posted on 6/19/16 at 1:41 pm to JimMorrison
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So it's like a hobbit walking in the forest?
Exactly.
Side note is that I have been called looking like a Hobbit before. Friends, family, and coworkers I've been noted as having looked like one. I really should have flown down to New Zealand to try to be an extra in the Hobbit trilogy. I highly doubt they would have refused me.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 1:50 pm to Macintosh
Bad genes, can't reachum high fruits
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