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re: Why can Women make Penis jokes; but Men can't make Vagina jokes?
Posted on 2/13/21 at 3:57 pm to LSU Coyote
Posted on 2/13/21 at 3:57 pm to LSU Coyote
I make jokes about both.. Whether its appropriate or not is another question.
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Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:00 pm to St Augustine
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Give us an example of vagina joke
Ok...
What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shite.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:01 pm to LSU Coyote
I call people pussies, twats, and cunts all the time. Honestly I think my vagina jokes outnumber my penis jokes 3 to 1. Stop being a fricking pussy and just make them.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:03 pm to St Augustine
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Give us an example of vagina joke.
My ex wife used to cheat on me.
But I should have expected that.
When I met her I told her "I'd like a little pussy"
She said "Me too, mine is big as a hat."
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:06 pm to OweO
quote:
I make jokes about both.. Whether its appropriate or not is another question.
Me too! Did you hear about the midget and the female basketball player? When they were nose to nose his toes was in it, and when they were toes to toes his nose was in it.
When my dad used to see a put together man with an ugly woman he would say, “Maybe she’s got a snappin pussy.”
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:06 pm to LSU Coyote
my wife can shove a pringles can in her hole
won’t ever say that to her though
yet
keeping that ace near and dear for when the time comes
won’t ever say that to her though
yet
keeping that ace near and dear for when the time comes
This post was edited on 2/13/21 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:06 pm to LSU Coyote
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Why the double standard?
It's probably more of a recent thing from the #metoo fall out.
In the early 2000s, I visited my brother at LSU (when he was a student there), and in his residence hall they were having some sort of stand up comedy thing. So I stayed to watch.
Out of the dozen participants, only one was truly funny, and he was the only one who didn't have to resort to saying vagina or using a vagina joke.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:10 pm to theenemy
Vaginas are like the weather...when its wet its time to head inside
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:13 pm to LSU Coyote
What do you call the useless flesh that surrounds a vagina?
The Woman
The Woman
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:26 pm to LSU Coyote
You guys use the p word in a disgusting manner daily. It’s trash.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:34 pm to LSU Coyote
Do you mean comics?
Either way I hear dudes talking about vag all the time.
Either way I hear dudes talking about vag all the time.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:41 pm to bigberg2000
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Do you mean comics?
No just women in grocery store, gym, baptisms, parties, etc
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:54 pm to LSU Coyote
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No just women in grocery store, gym, baptisms, parties, etc
Genitalia jokes are always funny at Baptisms and Bris. More so at Bris.
This post was edited on 2/13/21 at 5:03 pm
Posted on 2/13/21 at 4:58 pm to tigergirl10
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You guys use the p word in a disgusting manner daily. It’s trash.
At least I’m not low enough to pretend to be a girl.
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:01 pm to LSU Coyote
I was banging your mom and fell in
I ran into another ole boy down there and told him if he would help me find my flashlight we could climb out of here.
He said, well if we could find my keys we could drive out of here.
See we can make Vag jokes
I ran into another ole boy down there and told him if he would help me find my flashlight we could climb out of here.
He said, well if we could find my keys we could drive out of here.
See we can make Vag jokes
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:02 pm to OMLandshark
He is getting his breasts soon baw
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:17 pm to LSU Coyote
Do you find that women make a lot of penis jokes in your presence?
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:29 pm to tigergirl10
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You guys use the p word in a disgusting manner daily. It’s trash.
Agreed 100%. Penis is such a nasty word
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:39 pm to LSU Coyote
Good looking dudes can make vagina jokes without reprisal. In fact, they can flirt, ogle, and wink, and it’s viewed as funny or cute. But let some poor unfortunate looking bastard do any of those, and all hell breaks loose. That’s the double standard.
ETA: Try calling it a vaginer instead of a vagina, and it may be okay.
ETA: Try calling it a vaginer instead of a vagina, and it may be okay.
This post was edited on 2/13/21 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 2/13/21 at 5:41 pm to TheHarahanian
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Well, consider the vagina as a whole
Clever
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