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re: Why aren't people buried standing up?

Posted on 4/22/25 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by SingleMalt1973
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Posted on 4/22/25 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6685 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 12:27 pm to
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They do. That’s what these buildings are. This one can stack them 6 high.


I always thought that was the way to go for burials until watching Lamont at Large. What I didn't know was that as the bodies decompose there is fluid leakage and there is drainage that runs at the back of these things and it goes wherever. If the cemetery goes unmaintained or abandoned the drains clog and the entrails can come leaking out of the front. Disgusting and only further cemented my wishes to be cremated.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
18777 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 12:37 pm to
Bermuda is a rock so they can’t dig. All ocean burials. All the boats slow down out of respect in the common dumping sites. Experienced it with a fishing charter. Pretty cool.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23664 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 12:40 pm to
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The saying is "Rest in Peace", not...

"Stand in Peace"

You idiot.

I'd bury your arse upside down and make you stand on your head for eternity.

Because you're rude, sir.
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
4841 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 1:24 pm to
Only ones allowed to be buried that way are people named Ilene.
Or Irene if they are Japanese.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72696 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 1:27 pm to
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Why aren't people buried standing up?
Most corpses simply won't stand for it.

Duh.

Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1554 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 2:19 pm to
We have a very large family crypt in NOLA. As it became "crowded", they would collect the older remains, and re-pack them in velvet "pouches" to make room for the more recently deceased. Several generations are in there, and I figure there is room for many more.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15586 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 2:26 pm to
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And dig a 12' deep hole?


Just use a bobcat with one of the caisson drilling attachments and slide 'em in
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31249 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 2:28 pm to
The real question is why are we putting dead people in boxes in the ground period?
Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
1424 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 2:30 pm to
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Why aren't people buried standing up?


Why hasn’t more cancers been cured?

Let’s grab this by some roots.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14517 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 3:01 pm to


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Sitting with beer and cigs is the answer










Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
58557 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 3:05 pm to
I mean would you rather stand for eternity or lay down?

Easy choice.

Next question
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
2868 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 3:06 pm to
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And dig a 12' deep hole?


In Louisiana, the hole would need to be…

6ft + 5’6”…

11.5ft deep.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
2805 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 3:07 pm to
Would get tired after a while
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11122 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 3:22 pm to
In Great Britain they are doing internments without coffins as we know them. I watched a broadcast of a very good friend's burial n northern Wales. In a cemetery next to a church, her unembalmed body was in a woven casket with a top and she was buried where she would become soil. The dust to dust ashes to ashes took on a whole new meaning.
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
56452 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 3:24 pm to


I wonder if he got his wish
This post was edited on 4/22/25 at 3:25 pm
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 3:28 pm to
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Life is a struggle for most people; let them rest in death


Jesus, dunno why but this hit me in the feels.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23664 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

I mean would you rather stand for eternity or lay down?

Easy choice.

Next question

Considering it won't affect me, you or every other human that dies...no, it doesn't matter.
Posted by Ripley
Member since Aug 2016
4583 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 4:19 pm to

Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12144 posts
Posted on 4/22/25 at 4:23 pm to
"Laid to Rest" means laying down. That's why.
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