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Why are so many celebs found in the bathroom?

Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:03 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178333 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:03 pm
Elvis
Whitney Houston
Taft
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45540 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:04 pm to
Because they died there.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42605 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:05 pm to
everyone poops
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:05 pm to
Don't you spend a reasonable amount of time in the bathroom? Like daily?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61563 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:06 pm to
Opioids make it happen
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:06 pm to
Why do you think it's called a Rest (in peace) Room?

Everyone knows that when you die you evacuate your bowels. Maybe when you're about to die you feel like you need to shite?
This post was edited on 11/2/19 at 4:08 pm
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77703 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

Why are so many celebs found in the bathroom?


When your time to go is here... You gotta go.

Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:07 pm to
No one knows. You can’t exactly ask them, can you?
Posted by TigeRoots
Member since Oct 2008
8556 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:11 pm to
Lake Tucson
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6694 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:12 pm to
Taft didn't die in a bathroom
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132641 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:12 pm to
Id like to die doing what I love

Taking a big healthy shite
Posted by BigSalmon
Member since Jul 2019
576 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:17 pm to
You named 3 people and 1 didn't even die in a bathroom.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:19 pm to
Obviously they were hiding in the bathroom to do drugs.

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

According to Dylan Jones, "Elvis Presley died aged fortytwo on August 16th, 1977, in the bathroom of the star's own Graceland mansion in Memphis.

Sitting on the toilet, he had toppled like a toy soldier and collapsed onto the floor, where he lay in a pool of his own vomit.

Must have been a sight.

..and

Posted by shankedshot
Wham
Member since Oct 2019
233 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:24 pm to
Elvis kept his popsicles in a fridge the bathroom.

Taft was washing his hands.

I have no idea about Whitney because everyone knows women don't take dumps.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:25 pm to
That's where they keep the good drugs
Posted by theCrusher
Slidell
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:25 pm to
Where you find mirrors you find vanity.
Posted by tuptiger
Member since Jan 2008
4314 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:27 pm to
Common denominator

I guess the fifths or eights of drugs they do in the bathroom would fit as well.
This post was edited on 11/2/19 at 4:31 pm
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:27 pm to
Brittany Murphy
Posted by NLabosstiger
Member since Mar 2008
1347 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:28 pm to
Because when you are feeling you worst after a long arse night drinking out you usually like that cold floor and bathroom toilet close by. Just so happens some have died from an overdose
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